Hermione- I got a new phone!
Ron- I've been saving for one...
Hermione- that's nice! how long have you been saving?
Ron- five years.
Hermione- then why don't you have a new phone..?
Ron- because...
Hermione- because?
Ron- I like food...
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Harry Potter Texts 2
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