The Wizard of Realty

I don't want to live herE

I walked through the poop filled pastor into the barn were the cows stay. Avoiding as much poop as possible I unlatched the barn door and slide it open. I gasped when that disgusting poop/cow smell filled my nostrils. I grabbed the bucket from the corner and a stool to sit on while I milk the cow. I sat there thinking while my hands did the milking. I wonder what my friends are doing right now? What if my crush finally was the first to text me? Before I new it the bucket was overflowing splashing milk onto the ground which startled the cow who threw a fit and got all the animals yelling. It was complete caus! "Dorthy! What on earth is going on in there!" screamed Mamá.

"Don't worry Mamá. Just a little problem. It will be fixed in a minute!" I yelled back. I heard the window shut to the house. I let out a groan and lifted the bucket out of the barn and into the garage. I ran back to the barn to untie the cow when I realized that it was time for school. The cow would just have to wait. I ran back inside to get washed up and ready for school.

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"Who would like to go first?" Asked the teacher, Mrs Strat. No one raised there hand so the teacher drew sticks. I was stuck going first.

"Umm.... This is my presentation on Queen Victoria. She only grew to be 4'12'' in height and a tendency toward plumpness. She styled well tailored riding clothes. She had nine children and married her cousin." I said with a smile. The crowd clapped.

"Very good!" Said Mrs Strat looking pleased. The rest of the day went flawless untill I got home.

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"DORTHY ELLEN FLAWBUSTER!!! The cow is missing!!! He tore down the whole wall and the barn collapsed. The only thing we have left is the dog!!!!!" Screamed my dad in my ear.

"I-I'm sorry," I mumbled.

"Your grounded!" He screamed. He snatched my phone and I ran to my room crying. I looked out the window seeing him hand it to our neighbor. Toto ran up to me and licked me. It's no fair! I would like to go anywhere but here it is no fair!