Archangel

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You probably shouldn't click on it, but the web hardly has any consequences unless you get a minor virus or something, and at most you're probably just risking your childhood. Your friend also told you to check it out. Hopefully it would be something good. Who ever heard of getting a virus from a video anyway? Besides, 'actions in the virtual world never have any consequences.' After all, GuideRim, Ray Straff, said it himself, didn't he. And humans always want to do what they're told not to, and unfortunately you're still only human . . .
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"Hello Everyone! Welcome to another let's play with me, you're host, Ray of GuideRimGaming! Today we have a very special game for FanChoice Friday! I searched through my inbox for the very best game recommendation, and by that I mean the one that was spammed the most, haha, and came up with this one, called Archangel.exe. You know, I don't know what's with you people and your fascination with gore and seeing me scream like the snot nosed baby I am, but I know that these exe horror games have been going around on YouTube and you guys said you wanted to see more horror on my channel so this is for you! Just remember, when I'm having nightmares tonight it's all your fault!"

"Alrighty that's enough procrastinating and blame placing. *sigh. How do I get myself into these situations?
Now I haven't checked this out yet, but let's jump straight in shall we? And Woah that's a freaky title screen. A big black screen with Archangel printed across it and a blurry girl watching through glass gives the impression she's looking out from behind the glass of the computer screen. No rules though, interesting. Just 'press start'. Well alrighty then.

Ray clicks start and the screen turns pitch black. You could almost believe the game was still loading, save for the white noise that could be interpreted as rain and the eerie background music.

Welp here we are. Not sure where here is though. It's awfully dark. Just great. Couldn't even tell me what key for flashlight? Let's see. F? Nope. L? Nope. Nope. Nope. Ahh here we are. T. That's random. Everyone ignore the fact that I was thwarted literally five seconds in by a flashlight."

The screen is finally illuminated, looking fairly typical for a horror game.

Welp it looks like we're just in a yard. Let's go through the front door. Nope. Let me in? Dang. No hospitality. Back door then. Knock knock. Honey I'm home! Locked too. Oh there are cellar doors. Of course there are! The basement it is then. Open up. Heave- ahh! Stupid bats. Come on that's a cheap scare! Alright into the dark creepy basement we go against my better judgement and self preservation instincts!

You don't understand what was with the odd description to the video. So far Ray's experience is still mostly consisting of the constant babble consistent of most YouTubers in their videos, but your friend did tell you to check it out...

Hellooo! Anyone home?! Yes I'm yelling in what's probably my own house and going through the basement because I'm too stupid to have a Spare KEY! *sigh. Helloooo! A desperate creaking and scratching noise starts ahead. Well I Didn't EXPECT AN ANSWER! Hello?? Ahh!