This was probably the worst situation Peter has ever been in....
Like ever....
--I'm just saying it was a really convincing levitating kitten. If you saw it you would be like DAMN. That's the most sincere and lovable FLOATING CAT IVE EVER HAD A CHAT WITH.
And I was like 85% sober.
Deadpool.
Yes Spider man.
Take all those..."words" swirling inside the toxic waste vat you call your brain and suffocate them...every last syllable.
And just SHUT UP!
But--
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
I get it you need a little Spidey time s'cool
....but I have to tell one last thing that is in my humble opinion, the single most important thing you need to know in the whole universe right at this second....
If I look at that Spidey ass one more time I am totally going to
Unsheathe my katana..
And by katana I mea-
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Would you just SHUT UP SO I CAN THINK!
Don't yell at me...
That's totally one of my turn ons.
Ugh are you gonna help me find doctor octopus or not when I asked for your help I didn't ask you to be so fricken annoying!
Ya I'd follow that ass any were.
That disturbs me more every time you say it. Peter said
It's true don't you guys agree.
(Looks at readers)
You know what what ever. Peter said
Just follow me I put a tracer on one of his metal arms.
Oh oh I know a way we can get there!!
How?
wait here
¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥*¥
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Here com'a
Deadpool
Here com'a
deadpool! Deadpool sang as he drove up...
What-the heck-is that.
Peter was looking at deadpool driving a red dune buggie with deadpools little belt logo for wheels.
Why on earth did you get that
Why on earth do you have that
You know what... I can't even...peter said as he got in the car and got out His flip phone to trace the tracer.
They had been driving for a while Deadpool kept on rambling about more stupid shit like his admiration for tacos and chimichangas.
You know spidey the work is just so awesome.
If he says one more word I think Im gonna kill him... venom said annoyed
Me to. Peter sighed out.
What was that Spidey....no wait don't tell me...you have voices in your head to YAY we can be twinseis.
Deadpool said exited.
The voices in my head are real tho. Peter muttered.
Ouch spidey that hurt right here. Deadpool said pointing to his heart.
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Its What Is Meant To Be
FanfictionWhat if Peter Parker aka Spider man's life was different.....and by different.....what if he he wasn't bitten by the spider BUT was kidnapped and experimented when he was 7 years old by Oscorp and hydra. Only to escape one year later after be...
