Firestar: I finally killed Tallstar.. *eye twitches*
Tawnypelt: Lets go annoy Fiestsar
Tawnypelt: I have an idea! *whispers excitedly to the other cats and spreads the words throughout the clans*
Fire star: where is everyone?
Tawnypelt: In all the time you spent murdering Tallstar, we all died too... *in a ghostly voice*
Fire star: Erm... =*^*=
Sandstorm: Leafy, Squirrel, we're all here....
Fire star: Um.... =*-*=
Brambleclaw: You have no deputy, no clan, and no one.....
Fire star: uh... =*~*=
Tawnypelt: *laughing uncontrollably *
Fire star: =*v*=
Tawnypelt: .... wa...
Fire star: =*o*=
Sandstorm: is the shock overwhelming?
Fire star: YAAAAASSSSSSS!!! FINNALLY !!! I'm ALLL ALONE!!! YAY!!!
Sandstorm: Excuse me?! I am your mate! You will BAWL YOUR EYES OUT WHEN I DIE, and you WILL Be UPSET. >:O
Firestar: um.. boo... hoo? :/
Squirrelflight: Anyways... We've come-
Tawypelt: ANYWAYS! We've come to tell you that .... WAFFLES.
Firestar: ...
Squirrelflight: Waffles.
Firestar: .....
Sandstorm: WAFFLEZ
Leafpool: erm... waffles I guess
Firestar: *breathes deeply*
Gray stripe: *breathes in* w-
Firestar: SRRXIGDLGJSUTSHRSHRPWOAHRSFNSFJSKFHZJFZKFZFZLFJIDYYDiZudIgUhsgjnfzlhfzkhfalrjYEAHLRAKRHSLURSUTZTIGEKSJRHFIFUDVEHWOSJD!!!!!! 🔥🔥
= O =
Tawnypelt: run
Everyone: SCATTER!
Firestar: I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! *fure is shooting from every orifice of his body*
Tawnypelt: *is hit with a fireball* OH NO- CAT DOWN CAT DOWN!!!
EWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NE
Reporter: *points to a screen with a pic of Firestar pacing rabidly around a burning forest* There is a savage Firestar on the loose, and we advise going into your Firestar-shelter and turning on your radio.
Firestar: I WILL KILLL YOUUU!!!!
Reporter: He threw another temper-tantrum and set the woods on fire. l:l
Firestar: *looks at audience and jumps through the camera* RAAAAAAAAAAA
Reporter: *falls professionally out of her chair and scrambles away on all fours*
Firestar: shah isnducheb djsbehslc wiwnd f!!!
Reporter: OMG SOMEBODY HE-
*tape cuts off*
