Mamaji Trouble

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S: tingu mama
T: sanyu beta.how are you. yeh kya kitni patli hogayi ho. Maa ka khana miss kar Rahi hogi na .Koi baat nahi.

From other room Rd comes out shirtless and yawns and say "Sanyukta who is the stupid idiot ringing the bell so early"

He heard a man's voice and saw a person in his forties with green pants and red floral shirt with yellow teeth smiling at him.
Rd(I m): who is this cartoon
T: damad ji myself tingu mama aka rajesh agarwal yo. You might be wondering where I was at your wedding​, Kishore her papa and I had a fight and he didn't invite me for the marriage
Rd: good,even I was uninvited
T: huh
Rd: joke
T: haha. Your name ha parth
S: tingu mama this isn't parth

Tingu mama gave a shocked expression. Sanyu if this isn't parth then where is he and what this paraya mard doing at your home
Rd: this Sanyukta,she is joking. I'm parth
T: mazak karna iski bachpan ki adat hai
Rd: chalo mama ji.  They sat on the couch. Sanyukta two tea please

She came with the tray and served them .
Rd: so how come you are here
T: hmm long story
Rd: then leave it
T: kaise leave it . I'll tell. You know in our village one big shop has come some call it maall.

One day I went there to buy dress for me,you know I'm a yo yo guy and the rates are very high. I took just a hanky otherwise my friends will make fun of me and say I'm kanjoos,I bought the hanky for 50 bucks. Very expensive,then I came out and a girl was smiling at me.

My heart did dhinkchika and went to her and forward the hanky. And she in turn gave me a paper and pen,asked me to fill the form and she went away giving flying kiss and took my hanky too.

After few days I got a call and said I won the first prize and going to NY,so I'm here.

Rd(I.m): stupid family
T: mmm damad ji I've a doubt
Rd: tell
T: sanyu Papa said to you are tall but
Rd: after marriage I became short, actually she is an awesome cook and by having her lip smacking food
T: another doubt he said you are fit with 6 packs
Rd: till two weeks it was there now I left because sanyu doesn't like
T: he said you are dusky and I see you fair
Rd: yeah before I was then srk fairness cream helped me and I became white
T: ohk.Sanyu beta your mom send pickles,chips and sweets but the security threw in the dustbin
Rd: take rest tingu mama
T : what mama I'm tingu yo
Rd: yup yo
And he leaves.

Rd: trouble all namunas are at your house I guess .
S: shut up.and started to laugh
Rd: hey what happened to you now
S: you became short by having my food and your tummy came and six packs went because of me the best was srk promotion
Rd: haha very funny. Get ready we need to be at the office

They bid bye to tingu and went to their respective jobs.

Rd : guys buck up and I need to be back at home early. Girls please throw your tantrums another day.
A: haha love and it's magic
Rd: I guess so
V: so you got the meaning of love
Rd: yes and thanks for the help

He did the shot and called Alina.
A: yes Rd
Rd: thanks dear.
A: for what
Rd: you know I liked you and if I proposed and you said yes then I would have never understood sanyu and her love so thanks for ignoring and rejecting me
A: my pleasure
Rd: bye and he ran to his apartment

The door got opened and tingu was watching some English show

Rd: wow yo tingu,you like this show
T: what show,I can't understand what they are saying
Rd: then
T: I'm watching that girl
Rd: ohk.One doubt your family
T: long story,I liked a girl her name was renu and always watched her. Didn't have the courage to tell my love so I wrote a letter and gave to my bestie harsh,he gave the letter and tragedy is
Rd: they fell in love and got married
T: ha, poor me
Rd: hmmm
T: I hate both of them
Rd: they are good
T; how you know they cheated me
Rd: I can understand, then you became devdas and didn't marry
T: why for that renu no ways,I didn't get my tingy so
Rd: huh
T: joke give a hi fi
Rd: it was really a bad joke

At night they gathered at the table had dinner and Rd took the plates to wash.
T: why are you doing this
Rd: we share our work
T: ohk

Tingu bored them with all his childhood stories and sandhir said they are feeling sleepy. Sanyu moves to her room and ask Rd to share the room with mama.

T; what the hell. You both stay separate
Sandhir: yes
T: you are married right
Sandhir: yes
T: then why two rooms
Rd: because we don't want kids so fast
T: it's been three years
Rd: still we don't want
T: till I go from here you both should be at one room
Rd: I've no problem but she will loose the control
S: who me, let's see
Rd: ohk

Sandhir enter the room and they started to debate again.
S: I've good will power
Rd: no one can resist me
S: it's your misconception
Rd: really
S: go out of the room,I guess mama would be slept and both peeped from the door and she push Rd but bad luck he hits another person and it's yo tingu.

T: where am I and looks at Rd. Renu you are here and hugs Rd and comes close Rd push him and enter the room.

Sanyu was laughing her heart out and laid on the bed.

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