Aries 1: Super Aggressive, loud, and will literally fight everything
Aries 2: Cute little sunshines but Can probably kill you with their own bare hands
Taurus 1: Lazy couch potato
Taurus 2: Actually Aphrodite the Goddess
Gemini 1: Two-faced serial killer
Gemini 2: Mood-Swingy sad human bean
Cancer 1: Really overprotective and cries a lot
Cancer 2: Super sassy and had never cried in their lives
Leo 1: Super self absorbed and obnoxious
Leo 2: Always insecure but still prideful, pretty chill, and funny
Virgo 1: Super organized and germaphobe
Virgo 2: "Bruh have you seen my bed?"
Libra 1: Social butterfly and hella fashionable
Libra 2: Netflix hoe
Scorpio 1: Super Sexy and evil emotional WRECK
Scorpio 2: Funny and sarcastic asshoe
Sagittarius 1: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom
Sagittarius 2: Personification of doge meme
Capricorn 1: Workaholic and conservative Republican Asshat
Capricorn 2: Has never an assignment, ever
Aquarius 1: God
Aquarius 2: Alien
Pisces 1: Crybaby and sensitive
Pisces 2: Stoner and never talks about their feels
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