Things I heard the signs say

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Aries: "I challenge you Leo!"

Taurus: "Let me get you maaaaaad!"

Gemini: Sorry I don't know any Geminis

Cancer: "I got to save you! You have no Wifi! You are living in a hell! I'm going to save you!"

Leo: "Risk your life for everyone...including dogs."

Virgo: "A man godda do what a man godda do."

Libra: "Is that dog gonna kill me!?"

Scorpio: "Don't hurt me! I been bitch slap twice!"

Sagittarius: "Why you Knocked down my beer?"

Capricorn: "Record this silly shit!"

Aquarius: "Your a dumbass!"

Pisces: "I'M BATMAN!!!!"

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