My Name is Clarice

The Devils and Devilettes

So. I've decided to do a chapter about the three brothers, and then another about the twins. I'm starting to think I chose too many siblings, but I wanted an excuse to look through pictures of beautiful celebrities. Google Bradley James. You will smile :)

Living with three brothers is hard. Especially when the two older ones are determined to make. your. life. hell. They pull pranks, call me stupid names and remind me that I have no boyfriend, no friends, and that I must be adopted ugh.

I'm surprised I havent gone insane yet.

Yep. You heard right. No friends and no boyfriend. I was really popular a few years ago. Until the incident. But I don't like talking about that. Maybe later when I can trust you more.

Life is hard with so many siblings but I try not to let them get to me. My little brother Bryce, is the biggest pain ever. In the whole wide world. Sometimes I wish I was allowed to strangle him. When my friends come over, sorry when my friends CAME over. They always told me how adorable and angelic he was. Not understanding at all how evil he was deep down. I mean really. How stupid can you get. Most of them had siblings and always complained about them, and did I go to their house and grab their little cheeks and talk to them like babies. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Ugh

My older sisters, Elizabeth and Charlotte, are both 18.

One day they say that they love me, and the next they are biting my head off like a pack of angry wolves. I don't know what's up with them. Elizabeth is taller than Charlotte but Charlotte is skinnier. They haven't got along that well after the Jacob incident. I should probably tell you about that...

Ok.

A few years ago when Elizabeth and Charlotte were 14 a new guy moved into the town, and started at the local high school. Same grade as the twins. I was only 10 at the time so I didn't really realise that he was mega hot, superstar hot. BRADLEY JAMES HOT. My sisters noticed, just like the rest of their grade, and the grades above them. It's really quite sad how fast they latched on. I'm not surprise he moved away. Anyway. So he's just moved to the school and Charlotte and Elizabeth have got their eye on him. Each of them wanting him. We love in quite a small town and the high school only has two classes per grade, Elizabeth in one, and Charlotte in the other. So they had a fifty fifty chance.

Charlotte one.

I'm actually surprised Elizabeth managed to hold it in until after school.

Anyway. One thing led to another, and boom. Charlotte and Jacob was a thing.

Elizabeth went m-e-n-t-a-l and decided she needed some kind of revenge. Every time she saw Jacob alone she would go to him and talk to him, and flirt with him, trying to be his friend. Once she achieved that she started telling him bad things about Charlotte. Her deepest most embarrassing secrets. She also told him lies about the guys she's apparently cheated on and lied to. Elizabeth only did that because she was jealous, she didn't use to be that type if person but Jacob made her crazy.

When Jacob broke up with Charlotte she lost it. She broke down and cried for a week straight.

So. Long story... long, they haven't been close for a few years, but I honestly hope that they come together again because being a twin must be awesome.

Oh. And this morning mum made chocolate pancakes and because I was forced to go last in the shower. I. Got. None.

Yay. Love you guys

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ZAC EFRON HAS A BROTHER! Did you like this chapter?? Sorry I don't have time to edit it. Sorry.