Sword's Blitz

1:Kekio

''Mom mom mom'' Kekio kept exclaiming 

''what is it now Kekio? your 16 now theres no need for this!'' His mother exclaimed 

''hehe can we go to the store?'' asked Kekio

 Why? His mother asked with a puzzled look on her face.

''I need to buy a game you know the one i've been talking about for weeks.'' he said

''fine lets go but enough with this mom mom mommy crap!'' she exclaimed

Before leaving his house he checked himself out in the mirror he looked at his dark black eyes and checked if his hair was upright. After a super hype car ride Kekio burst into the store and ran to the video game section. 

''Wait up!'' his mother exclaimed panting. 

He spots the game he looks for than he runs to the the counter like a madman. 

''Hi did you enjoy your visit to (insert copyrighted store name of choice)?'' The clerk asked unenthusiastically.

''Uh huh'' replies kekio quickly as he hands the clerk his item.

''Alright sir that will be 74.99''the clerk responds feeling despair as the clerk realizes that they are stuck in a dead end job and will probably have his midlife crisis soon but this story isn't about this poor soul besides it's too late for this clerk anyway. 

''oh ok....'' as Kekio reluctantly pulled out his his wallet and handed the clerk 75 dollars.

''All right sir have a good day.''the clerk says as Kekio walks out.

''All right you too'' Kekio said but he's thoughts. Well... lets just say this 75 dollars better be worth it.

             Kekio arrives shortly after he proceeds to run up into his room and pops the game disc into his computer nothing happens 

''game activate'' pause then nothing happens ''um link start?''    ''Mom'' Kekio quickly calls ''this game isn't working''  ''uh what a dumb game'' Kekio exclaims than a flash. ''Kekio Kekio?'' His mom calls after not hearing a reply but he was gone she looks at the screen ''Kekio are you in the screen?'' but no reply ''yeah I'm gonna go call someone now maybe 911 the government area 51 who knows oh my baby'' she says slipping before collapsing to the floor.

            Than there was a voice ''choose a username'' 

Kekio wakes up in a white room. ''Huh? Where am I?'' 

 ''Choose a username'' the voice repeats

''whaaaaa where'd that voice come from?'' He screams horrified 

''choose a username'' the voice repeats. 

''OK...? sure i guess well let me think how about K3K10?''

''Confirm username K3K10?'' ask the voice

 ''Sure'' Kekio replies 

''welcome to Swords Blitz K3K10 Have fun and enjoy your stay!'' the voice says

Just a sidenote Kekio is typically a girl's name also this is being edited so some of the jokes about quotation marks are because the first 5 or so parts had no quotations