Donald Trump Meets Wattpad [Wattys2016]

special song- THE DANKEST SONG EVA!!!!

-There once lived a beast named Deep Fried Jesus, she ruled the land and the people around. -But Deep Fried Jesus got kidnapped by Trump! Everyone felt sad about the dank hero they had -lost. One dank villager, wrote about it. His name was Tyler Pearson. He wrote a song that made -everyone cry. SO INSPIRATIONAL!1!1!1!1! HERE IT IS DANK LORDS:

Everyone make the grand entrance

To save the one of Stardust Bliss

Please sir do note to not take any offense

To start the dankest rescue ... FOR DEEP FRIED JESUS OH!!!!!!!

SAVE THE BEAST FROM DONALD TRUMPS FINGERTIPS

KILL THE DJ SO KILL OFF JARED, IGNORANCE IS BLISS

WE HAVE THE DANKEST OF SHIPS

FOR DEEP FRIED JESUS TO RETURN

DEEP FRIED JESUS

MORE LIKE DEEP FRIED RECESS OHHHHHHHHHH

UNDER THE STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY
WE HEAR TRUMP'S BATTLE CRY

-TRANSMISSION-DANK DANK DANK DANK DANK MEMES ... LETS GET BACK TO THE SONG ALREADY

IN THE MIDST OF BATTLE...THE DANK WARRIORS SEEM TO KNOW

THEY HAVE BEEN HERE LONG AGO

IN THE DARKEST OF THE BATTLE DONALD SAYS YOUR FIRED

AND SUMMONS DRAGONS AND DANK SQUIRES

-in the midst of battle he grabs his sword

-and the man became a dank warlord

-even with fire in the sky

-you could see the fire in his eyes

THE CASTLE WALLS ARE BROKEN

THIS WILL NEVER BE UNSPOKEN

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DEEP FRIED JESUS IS SAVED

-on the way back to danktown everyone sang

I'M NOT OKAY, I'M NOT OKAY

I'm not okay i'm really not okay, i'm not okay...

-and thus DFJ was saved by the JESUS OF SUBURBIA...THE END...hold on...DAAAAANK YOU