Love You Jerk

Chapter 10- threesome or jokesome

"My beau invited me."

"Okay, number one, never say 'beau' again and number two, I've been here for much longer than you have and both boys want me here. Not only your beloved soy sauce." I snapped.

Dean held me down a little and I just huffed.

"Okay... Well, what movie shall we watch?" Sawyer said trying to break the ice.

"Mean Girls." Katie went to pick the movie.

"Um excuse me your majesty." I said venomously. "But I think we should have a vote, you can't just barge in and do whatever you want."

"Are you going to let her talk to me like that?" Her abnormally high pitched voice screamed.

"She has a point you know?" Dean stood up.

Katie looked sharply at Sawyer but he held his hands up in surrender.

"Fine. Listen to that tool."

"You know what? I was wrong, she is a dog, a bitch." I seethed.

"So what movie do you all suggest we watch?" Sawyer sat down on the carpet. "Mean Girls is one option."

"I suggest LOTR." I spoke up.

"I agree, we should watch that." Dean said.

"Me too." Sawyer agreed subconsciously.

"Well, I might as well go then! There's no point in me staying here since none of you care about my opinion."

"Okay see ya later." Dean said and came back to sit next to me

"Sawyer! Get your friend and pet to be nice to me!"

"Ha, she called you a pet." I joked.

"You wish." Dean rolled his eyes.

"Katie, you have to at least try and be nice once in a while, the world doesn't revolve around you." Sawyer tried to reason.

Obviously that would be a waste of time.

"I'm leaving!" Katie said throwing a tantrum.

"I thought you left a while ago." I looked up from the tv screen.

"Uh!" She flicked her hair. "If she never came, we would've had a threesome together!"

I immediately looked at the boys and they were shaking their heads frantically.

"I would never want to see another man's dick." Sawyer said disgusted.

"Maybe in your dreams because I have the best dick in the world." Dean said cockily. "You're definitely missing out." He winked at me.

I hit him across the head.

"Don't say you never thought about it, I'm pretty sexy." Katie said pulling her shirt down a little.

"Excuse me, slut, but I don't think you are as good looking as you think you are, actually you're not good looking at all. Let me see you wipe all the slap off your face." I dared.

"You can't talk, at least I try and look like a girl, you just look like a transsexual."

"You're obviously very blind because Haylie is gorgeous, much better than you." Dean backed me up.

"Thanks." I said shyly.

"Maybe you should leave now." Sawyer said.

"How dare you! We're done! I officially break up with you!" She shouted and ran to the door.

Sawyer dragged his feet after her and rolled his eyes.

The door slammed shut and Sawyer came to us and sat on the floor.