emmali: hey
spence_r: Hi.
emmali: ooo, a proper grammar guy?? you're quite the rare breed
spence_r: I said one word.
emmali: most guys start with 'send nudes' so you're doing pretty well so far
spence_r: Why would anyone request pornography when there's a seemingly endless free supply available on the Internet?
emmali: I don't know man, people are weird
spence_r: I never specified that I identify as male.
emmali: it's on your profile dork
spence_r: My bad.
spence_r: The terms of use said that other users can only view my profile if we are a 65% match or higher.
emmali: WAIT DID YOU ACTUALLY READ THE TERMS OF USE
emmali: that's weirdly attractive the fuck
spence_r: The email I received said we are an 87% percent match.
emmali: yeah?
spence_r: I reviewed your profile before replying to your initial message. On surface value, we have very little in common.
emmali: honestly i thought the same thing
emmali: but i thought hey why not give it a go?
emmali: actually my friend told me to message you or she'd kill me
spence_r: That's a threat to your life. Your friend could be arrested for saying such a thing.
emmali: nah she's harmless
emmali: she has trouble buttering her bread without help
spence_r: I once encountered a disabled man who murdered several people with the assistance of his parents.
emmali: holy fuck man
emmali: that's both amazing and terrifying as all hell
emmali: that'd be a fantastic horror movie
spence_r: I'm not a fan of horror movies.
emmali: neither am I. I prefer psychological thrillers and sci-fi flicks.
spence_r: Those are my preferred movie genres as well, though the science tends to be wrong.
emmali: that's the fun tho!! making fun of all the crazy shit ignorant assholes come up with
emmali: they hardly ever do research and it's actually hilarious
spence_r: Are you a scientist?
emmali: no, my mom was tho. she used to show me star wars and stuff and point out all the wrong stuff
emmali: wbu?
spence_r is typing...
emmali: um, you've been typing for like three minutes
emmali: you okay buddy
spence_r: I'm sorry, I had to ask my friend what 'wbu' means.
emmali: OMG
emmali: you're so pure i can't wait to ruin you
emmali: oops that sounded vaguely sexual
emmali: as you were saying?
spence_r: I'm not quite comfortable sharing this information with you yet. Is it okay if I wait to tell you until we know each better?
emmali: I have no idea if that was intentional but that was fucking smooth
emmali: I have to go, I have work to do
emmali: it was quite lovely talking to you spence
spence_r: It was a pleasure speaking to you as well, Emma.
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endearing ❣ spencer reid
قصص الهواةen·dear·ing inˈdiriNG,enˈdiriNG/ adjective inspiring love or affection. * [spencer reid x oc] [foul language] [season 7-8] [#8 in #spencerreid] [#15 in #criminalminds] [#2 in #davidrossi]
