Okay so I'm sure we all know what a 'carrot' is
If not then bye bye *shoves carrots out*
Okay so at my school there is this one girl who claims to be 1D's 'biggest fan' and she goes round like 'OMG NEIL HORAN IS MY HUSBAND!!!1!1!!!1!1'
Yes...she says Neil I know its sickening!
but the worst thing is that I was talking to her about the boys and I was saying you know how I love Liam and all and the. she did the unspeakable!!!
she said these exact words:
'I don't like Liam he's so ugly and he can't sing...he doesn't deserve to be here'
Yes...these vile words came out her mouth!
so I literally slapped her and called her a carrot and get this...SHE SAID SHES THE BIGGEST CARROT EVER THINKING IT MEANT A HUGE FAN!!!
She also said Louis' gay! Harry's a showoff and Zayns just boring!
Now don't get me wrong Nialls perfect but I also love the other boys just as much and I'm not gonna stand it when carrots call them!
So yeah, rant number 1 complete!
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FanfictionONLY FOR DIRECTIONERS directionators and carrots can go bye bye! CREATED: Jan 2014 COMPLETED: Aug 2016