Okay. Let me start. I'm Zen Arc, 19, starting college late because I had to drop a year due to my stomach problems which is now non-existent all thanks to the tonnes of tonics and tablets swimming in my intestinal juices now. I'm lanky, standing at 5ft 9inches, yeah yeah I'm a boy and yet not a pillar, don't have a trace of abdominal muscles, infact my body is devoid of any extra skin over the one covering my skeleton. I'm underweight and irrelevant of what I eat, I don't gain a single pound. Nope. Nada. Nothing goes inside and gets stored, my body is a shit and I shit my food out a lot. I spend 1/4th of a day in the washroom, shitting my pants out (pun intended). I am cute, yeah I'm. Or am I ? I'm relying on the words of my 4the grade crush who told me, to quote exactly...
"ZENNY POO, YOU ARE SO CUTE.. I WANNA KISS YOUR CHEEK, CAN I?" And ladies and gentlemen, that is how I got my first kiss. No, not on the lips, on the cheeks. And poor me, having no girlfriend, counts this as his first kiss. Yeah, pathetic I know, but can't help. I mean like, why am I depending on some words spoken approximately 10 years ago? I was way chubbier then. Had a very cute face ( I can prove it to you, I have my
9year old pic saved in my mobile), 5x cute smile and 10x cute hair and 15x lovely lips. I know it looks like ola and uber's surge pricing but whatever, lemme console myself. And this is just the start,my dear dudes, not so dude dudes, bro friends, girlfriends, and every friends, of my sad, frustrating,annoying, woeful tale of abdominal muscles absence.
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AB ABSENCE
Teen Fiction"I wanna be a hunk. The walking, talking and the most handsome sex God in my college. So, can you transform this bamboo into a banyan?" . . . "Sir, I think the botany department in your college would be a more appropriate place to transform yoursel...
