The signs drunk:
Aries: loud, sloppy, sexual, prone to doing stupid things
Taurus: is way too happy and tells everyone they look pretty
Gemini: risk-taking, sexual, flirtatious
Cancer: tells bad jokes, very loud and flirtatious, then gets really weepy
Leo: the king of sloppy drunks, slurs, vomits on people, falls down a lot
Virgo: Is either REALLY LOUD or get quieter and quieter until they pass out
Libra: extremely flirtatious, overly friendly, basically themselves except x10
Scorpio: gets hella turns up and fun, then ends up crying about their love life and passing out
Sagittarius: loud and risk-taking, possibly an angry drunk
Capricorn: is really good at hiding the fact that they're drunk...until they puke on your shoes
Aquarius: super weird, super hilarious, does a whole lot of stupid shit
Pisces: huge and nice, flirtatious, then gets really sad or possibly angry
