How the signs got into hell:
Aries: Rose a fucking motorcycle into hell.
Taurus: Took Satan to dinner so Satan let him into the hell squad.
Gemini: Has been apart of Satan's squad all along passing him evil secrets about the other signs.
Cancer: They where on there way to heaven, but then fucked it up and ended up in hell idk how.
Leo: "Hell is the new thing everyone's going there now."
Virgo: They need things clean in hell too you know.
Libra: Was in heaven, but the dates one of the Devils from hell and it ended up badly.
Scorpio: Is Satan. (Apparently I'm Satan hell yeah! I guess?...)
Sagittarius: With Aries man, fucking shit up.
Capricorn: Too cold and calculating for heaven, geniuses belong together in hell.
Aquarius: Bribed the guards who guard who guard the entrance with weed, even thought they didn't have to.
Pisces: Fell in love with Satan, they're a beautiful couple. (Cants stop laughing at the last one 😂)
