Mr.Uncle McBoing [COMPLETED][REPUBLISHING]

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[ FIRST PUBLISHED: JAN 28 2017
EDITED: OCT 2ST 2020 ]

(Y/n) Hart was sitting on the couch and playing videos games on her phone while her friends, Lila and Maxine were hitting it off with boys. Mindlessly flirting, twirling their hair, etc. "So, how's the party?" Maya texted her sister, figuring the introvert she calls family was bored. Replying, (Y/n) huffed. "Boring. Lila and Maxine ditched me for some guy."

"Boo-hoo. Go introduce yourself to people. You might be surprised."

(Y/n) sent her the rolling eyes emoji. It was like the younger blonde had no clue who she was. "No thanks. I don't like to socialize." "So then how did you meet Lila and Maxine?" Replied the younger girl. Scoffing, the older girl really didn't have an answer to the question. Maya had her speechless, obviously she couldn't tell her sister that.

"Shouldn't you be in bed?" The (H/C) haired girl replied in attempt to change the subject.

"You know I'm right."

"Night Maya." "Night Sissy."

And just like that, (Y/n) shut her phone off and got up the couch, headed towards the kitchen where she could hopefully find some food freaking food.

Sitting at the island, (Y/n) asked the boy who was previously in the kitchen to help her with her thirst. "Can I have a water please?" She innocently asked. The male handed her a red solo cup.

"Do you think I'm stupid? A WATER BOTTLE PLEASE." She exclaimed slightly, slamming her palms on the kitchen counter in anger. Rolling his eyes, the 18 year old boy handed her a water bottle. "This better be un-opened." She dug, glaring into the boy's dark brown eyes. Having a hard time due to her weakness against water bottle tops, (Y/n) figured it was unopened so she drank it happily without a care in the world.

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Hey!

PhillyDude98: Hey, who dis

This is (Y/n). From the party last night. Btw, you forgot your question mark at the end of your sentence.

PhillyDude98: no i didnt

Are you doing this on purpose?

PhillyDude98: doinf wht on purposse

UGH! Grammar please!!

PhillyDude98: why

Because you don't talk like this: hell0 h0w r u im d0in9 gr3@t wbu
in real life

That hurt my brain to type like that.

PhillyDude98: u m3@n liek th1s

Yes like that. Who are you?

PhillyDude98: Who are you?

I asked first.

PhillyDude98: I was probably born first

I texted you first

PhillyDude98: I replied first
PhillyDude98: Ha! You forgot a period at the end of your sentence

*.
Boom!

PhillyDude98: Doesn't count

Yeah it does.
I even put the little star!

PhillyDude98: It's cute but doesnt count

☹

PhillyDude98: Again cute, but doesn't count.

You suck.

PhillyDude98: Yeah, lollipops

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