What The Signs Say During A Zombie Apocalypse

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Aries Oh no! Zombies!!! EVERYWHERE!! RUN!!

Leo Haha bitches. I knew this day would come. No DIE! Slowly AND painfully!

Aquarius *Hides inside a dustbin,waiting for it to end.*

Scorpio *To his girlfriend.* Stand back baby, I got this.

Virgo I've been waiting for this day to come.

Libra They called me CRAZY! Now look who's the crazy one! *Laughs crazily.*

Capricorn *Gets the squad together.* Aw yeah! We're gonna blow them bitches up!

Sagittarius Fuck this shit, I'm out!

Cancer I'm outta here. *turns corner and gets ambushed by Zombies.*

Gemini Just stands

Pisces AHHHHH!!! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!!!

Taurus Praise the walls!

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