None of that bullshit

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"Alright, be quiet and look through here"

So I listened for once and looked through the window-ish thingy and BAM!!!

So I listened for once and looked through the window-ish thingy and BAM!!!

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"Those are what we call grievers. Ugly half robotic beings that sting like a bii"

"Sooooo better looking version of you and Gally?"

"Ha freaking Ha hilarious"

"So why are you showing me your offspring?"

" If you're gonna be running I guess you gotta know what you're running from right?"

"Those little klunks are in there?!?! Why dafudge would I pay them a visit no way am I being their next victim! You can be lunch I rather be the veggies no one eats please."

"Calm down would you! They only come at night. Once the gates close."

"So if the gates close and we're still in there its *slice thumb across neck and imitates death*"

"Yep. Game over."

"Well I've seen your face longer than necessary. Imma hit the hay"

"Really, you just saw that and you want to go back to sleep?"

"Would you rather a cranky and angry me for a whole day?"

"Well sleep tight"

"Thought so"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good morning to you the birds are chirping a aw aw a aw~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I don't hate mornings, I DESPISE THEM WITH MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE.  Not only  did I not get enough sleep, I had to listen to Minho the whole day!! this guy is so annoyiiiing.

 Exhibit A:

"You look like shit"

"Are you saying I look like you?"

"Can't believe I gotta spend the day talking to you"

'Look at it this way, It'll be the longest and closest distance you'll ever have with a girl."


Exhibit B:

"If You were the only girl left in the world -which is kinda right now- I would turn gay"

"You mean you aren't already? But if you were on fire and I had a cold cup of water and I was full, I would water the grass."

"I wish you were never sent here."

"I wish you would step on Legos." Take a seat bitchacho.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN BABE FOR THE WIIIIIN" -Ben, who else?

"Nah I say Minho for the win" Jerkface Gally said.

"What'd he win? A participation trophy?" I replied.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU NEED SOME WATER FOR THAT 3RD DEGREE BUUUUUUUURN BRO?!?!?"

But whatever one day I'll burn him into next year.

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Hey guys................................what uuuup?!? 

I know I'm a horrible person but Imma make it up to y'all by posting tomorrow too (I hope)

If I don't, you have my permission to ask me for a dozen questions that I will answer truthfully. J's honor.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOUNG JUSTICE AND I'M WHIPPED SEND ME YOUR CRUSHES I MIGHT MAKE A BOOK IN THE FUTURE BUT WITH MORE FREQUENT UPDATES THO FOR REAL.

SEE Y'ALL LATER

~HAZARDOUS DOUBLEJ~





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