Texting [Ziam/Larry]

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nyazkilam is online!

[12:03] nyazkilam: guys, i need help

strawHarry is online!

[12:37] strawHarry: Are you alright? What happened?

[12:39] nyazkilam: not sure... i've got this problem and it's kinda

[12:39] nyazkilam: intimate

[12:40] strawHarry: Oh. Is it, like, penis relevant?

[12:40] nyazkilam: close. i woke up about two hours ago and my balls' been aching ever since

[12:41] strawHarry: Poor thing... I wish I could help, but I'm not an expert in this kind of stuff :(. Why didn't you go to your doctor?

[12:41] nyazkilam: i don't like the woman, she annoys me even more than liam does

[12:41] strawHarry: Didn't think that was possible, haha ;).

[12:42] nyazkilam: yeah well

cookiemonster is online!

[12:44] cookiemonster: oh man, that's serious

[12:44] cookiemonster: gimme a second

[12:45] nyazkilam: what for

thepayne is online!

[12:45] nyazkilam: oh great, just what i need right now

[12:46] thepayne: what kind of pain is it?

[12:46] nyazkilam: what happened to your spelling mistakes

[12:46] thepayne: is that important at the moment?

[12:46] nyazkilam: well

[12:46] thepayne: do you want me to writ lik dis agan?

[12:47] nyazkilam: oh lord, no

[12:47] thepayne: then shut up and answer my question

[12:47] nyazkilam: who are you to tell me what to do?

[12:47] thepayne: well, i'm a urologist-to-be, so you might actually need my advice

[12:48] nyazkilam: of course you've chosen urology. should've expected it since you love to have contact with dicks

[12:48] thepayne: look, you ungrateful little shit. i am trying to help you here, so at least try to be nice for a few minutes

[12:48] nyazkilam: maybe i don't want your help

[12:48] thepayne: really

[12:48] nyazkilam: yes

[12:49] thepayne: okay then. you figure it out on your own, good luck with that :)

[12:49] nyazkilam: you're a bitch.

[12:49] strawHarry: Zayn, don't be so stubborn. This is a serious problem, let Liam help you out.