The Curious Exploits Of A Boy Named Uriel

My first trip to an alternative classroom.

When I was 12, I was placed into an alternative classroom, in other words, the class for the bad kids. When sent to this class, you're told roughly how long you have to be well behaved before they transition you back into regular classes. If only they knew. If only those dumb bastards knew I'd make a friend in that class and we'd raise all sorts of hell together for the rest of the school year.
I'll start with my first memory with my newfound friend, who we'll call Jeff, in order to keep my friend anonymous. This happened on my first morning there. I had just gotten off the bus and found out we had to wait for the rest of the students to come in, as our homeroom teacher was on morning duties (He would make sure kids didnt get off the bus and skip school straight away, make sure everybody comes in, wave at the bus drivers, etc.) Anyhow, so Jacob and I were sitting in the front office, with nothing to do, so we began to make dares for each other. First one to choke and not do what he's dared was to forfiet his lunch to the other. He began by daring me to yell "FUGLY" at each student to walk by in the hall for the next 5 minutes. I accomplished that with ease, and with no small of laughter from my friend. It was now my turn to dare him. I dared him to ask the secretary for a pen and paper, take the pen, and draw a dick on MY face while she watched. I knew he didnt have the balls for it, but I wanted to keep playing so I let it slide and told him to make his dare. He dared me to go up, ask for another pen, and draw a dick on my own face while looking the secretary right in the eyes. I did. That was the last dare I got to do that morning, because I got in-house suspension.