So Not My Type

⚥ dec. 25 ⚥

12:00 AM

Merry Christmas, princess! :)

merry christmas, shower boy. :P

There you are. Having fun?

oh my god, SO much fucking fun hahaha travis is dancing the mean girls version of jingle bell rock on the bar in nothing but a santa hat and his boxers :---)

Who's Travis again? And he knows the entire dance?

kai's new boyfriend. aaand yup apparently.

okay this is getting disturbing i'm going outside

By yourself? Wearing that red dress? By yourself?

um. yes. jfc caden i'm not 10 i can handle myself

Can I call you?

what why?

Why not?

Read at 12:10 AM

I am taking your silence as a yes

Shower Boy is calling.

Call ended. 25:13

sorry i had to end that, kai's calling. thanks for keeping me company ;)

ah fuck. you're good.

Haha sorry princess, I had to make sure you were safe outside. But I really was planning to call though. Go have fun :) Merry Christmas again, princess.

Read at 12:38 AM

11:56 AM

CADEN.

Oh hey princess. Yes?

why is there a teddy bear bigger than kai inside our room??

Oh. That's Kai's Christmas present from me :)

oh. okay then, i'll tell her it's from you

BUT if you look underneath it there should be something there for you too :)

are you telling me to look at a giant teddy bear's ass?

Shut up and just do it, princess. :P

oh my fucking GOD

did you seriously get me a disney princess DVD set??

Maybe? Shit is that a bad thing?

FUCK NO IT'S A HELLA GOOD THING

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE OF THESE FOR AGES WHERE DID YOU FIND ONE

That's a secret :P

you CRAZY PERSON OMFG thanks so much for this <3 aaaah this is so fucking perfect

Anything for you, princess. :) So will you go out with me now?

the only difference between now and the last time you asked me is that now i have a disney princess dvd set :---)

Mean. Btw did you really think the teddy bear was yours?

maybe. i wouldn't be surprised. you're like the epitome of cheesy gestures

Pfft those weren't gestures, princess. Those were just things I wanted to do. + I'm pretty sure if I gave you a giant teddy bear you'd probably just use it as something to stab when you're mad.

Believe me, when I start making cheesy gestures, you'll know ;)

that's true. ugh fuck now i don't wanna go out. i just wanna watch these movies all day.

Where were you going?

one of the frats at havillian u are having a party, apparently. wanna come? :P

Unfortunately, my guys aren't letting me go anywhere today. Especially not havillian. They're pretty competitive when it comes to rival basketball schools

ah right, you're a westhaven knight. :P boo

Boo your face, we beat you last year. :P

omg caden put your skirt down your maleness is showing

Ha ha. You love my macho maleness.

please never use the term macho maleness ever again

Stop pissing on my parade, princess, it's Christmas.

i will piss anywhere i want thank you very much

...did you mean for that to get disgusting?

no i did not i'm gonna go get ready before i say anything worse

and thank you again for the gift. :---)

Hahaha okay princess. You're so fucking cute. Bye :)

6:46

It's a swimsuit party?????????

oh hey there, yup how'd you know?

Kai posted pictures

You must be a super thin Sharpie, because you're extra fine ;)

But be careful, ayt? havillian frat parties can get crazy.

Read at 6:58 PM

Alright fine I get the message :P Text me when you get home, please. Have fun princess, and merry christmas :)