8:08 AM
Good morning, princess :)
10:24 AM
...you are a crazy person.
Got my gift? :)
you mean did I see the giant-ass bouquet of flowers next to my bed when i woke up?
Maybe :)
i probably should have told you this buuut
i'm allergic to flowers.
...are you being serious right now?
yeah, i'm at the infirmary with kai
Holy fucking SHIT princess I AM SO SORRY
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA
Oh jesus this is a horrible start. I am so fucking sorry.
hahaha it's alright, you didn't know. it was a cute gesture until yknow i nearly died
next time you wanna kill me, though, put me in a room with kai and her new boyfriend. i might even pay you to shoot me in the head :---)
Yeah, she gets like that. Sappy and shit. I really am sorry about the flowers, princess :( I'll make it up to you.
it's fiiine i'm not dead. temporarily ugly maybe, because i'm all red and rashy, but not dead
You? Never.
I bet you'd still be drop dead gorgeous in a garbage bag.
cute. anyway, i'm out of the infirmary :--) i have to go for a bit though, i have to do some laundry. talk to you later, yeah?
Hi, my name is Some Laundry. Do me? ;)
;) ;) ;)
...you're really proud of yourself for that one, aren't you?
Very.
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1:01 PM
back, hi. ugh. i hate doing laundry.
Hi :) Any plans today?
oh, you know. hiding out in our room, eating ice cream all day, probably rewatching all of Sherlock...not that there's a lot of that
Your favorite flavor is chocolate. Right or wrong?
wrong. cookies and cream is the shit <3
Somehow I didn't peg you as the type to nerd out over ice cream and a series for a whole day.
hey, remember when i asked for your opinion?
yeah me neither :-)
Adorable, princess. I just meant you seem like the type to spend all day every day out and being irresponsible. :)
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