So Not My Type

⚥ dec. 23 ⚥

today's my rest day. it's christmas eve tomorrow and i need to be at my best ;)

also i can't guarantee the safety of civilians if i show my face in public.

What's that winky face for?

Ah fuck. Everyone's gonna see you looking beautiful as always and I won't.

Wanna come up to Ashemark? :)

Princess Zoey sent a photo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean, you look amazing, princess :)

Was the finger really necessary?

fuck you, this is your fault :---(

Aw, I really am sorry.

Nice pajamas, btw. But you'd look hot in anything. ;)

shhhhh Sherlock's starting

Okay, princess. I'll be with my friends. Try not to miss me too much.

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But also don't ignore me omg

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I hate you.

no you don't

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5:43 PM

did you just

What?

thank you for the ice cream. and the rash cream. :-)

how'd you know i ran out?

Lucky guess. You're welcome. :) What are you doing now?

obliterating the ice cream you sent me

Wanna play that game again? I was thinking of adding a twist

um it's only 6 pm, exactly how lame is that ski lodge that you aren't out doing ski lodgey stuff?

It's not lame at all. I'd just rather talk to you. :)

Also I wanna keep you company since I did almost kill you this morning soooo

right. okay then, what's the twist?

I say something about you and you say if it's right or wrong. If it's right, you say something about yourself. And if it's wrong, I will :) and then the other way around

alright, you start.

You like Sherlock.

THAT IS NOT FAIR I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT AND YOU KNOW IT'S RIGHT

Nothing in the rules against that :) pay up

uggghhhhhhh fine. cheating ass. i eat my mcdonald's fries with a sundae.

you like meeee :---)

Agh fuck you. Also, who the fuck does that fries thing? Weird asf. Ummm I cry everytime I watch Titanic.

You like waffles over pancakes.

HAHAHAHA

wrong, i love pancakes :---) especially chocolate ones with chocolate chips. you're up, shower boy

Isn't that too sweet?

you cannot even imagine the intensity of the fuck i do not give

Hmmm I love the Harry Potter series.

for some reason, i've never seen those movies. hmmm you've never kissed a guy before.

...wait what the fuck, you've never seen Harry Potter? Ever??

nope

Not even read the books???

nope :-)

What the fuck is wrong with you princess

We need to fix that immediately wtf I can't believe

And yeah I've never kissed a guy. Annnnd I play football.

of course you do. how very male of you. and it's your turn

You hate disney movies.

HEY WTF WHO HATES DISNEY MOVIES???

I knew you had a human in you somewhere :)

my weakness is disney princess movies. my first kiss was actually when i was reenacting sleeping beauty with one of my friends from preschool :-)

Seriously?

yeah why?

Nothing. :) You're adorable.

and then i bit his arm. :-)

Even more adorable.

oh bite me

Just tell me when and where, princess ;)

february 30 at 9 in the afternoon in an igloo with a bonfire inside it

Touche, smartass.

And it's your turn.

Princess?

11:12 PM

agh sorry i fell asleep

Huh. 11:11 doesn't fuck around. Hey, princess :) It's okay, go sleep. I know you're not feeling well. I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?

okay. byeee

Good night :)

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SQUEEEEEEE I WANT A CADEN LUCAS