14. Maury

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Girl: " I saw you at the party last night."

Guy: " I saw you fucking ten guys at least last night."

Girl: "I was only trying to get you attention."

Guy: "My attention? Tramp the only thing you got is herpes and one way ticket to the Maury show."

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