"Mom, I've got gum in my hair."
"YOU WHAT? YOU HAVE CUM IN YOUR HAIR."
"Mom, chill its just gum. G-U-M. Where have you been and what have you done?"
Whoreable Jokes
Table of contents-
1. Customers
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2. Police
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3. Kids
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4. Rides
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5. Mothers Gum
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6. STD
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7. Bottomless Pits
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8. Shitty Boyfriends
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9. Tequilia
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10. Door Knobs
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11. Aged
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12. Room
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13. Pregnant
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14. Maury
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15. Oranges
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16. Math Teachers
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17. Penny
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18. Mirrors
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19. Prego
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20. New Boyfriends
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21. Jerk
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22. Rims
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23. Little Cesars
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24. Honestly Fake
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25. Bathrooms
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26. A lot
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27. Underwear
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28. Tornadoes
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29. Hair Pulling
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30. Twitter
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31. ATM's
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32. Jokes
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33. Landfills
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34. Bullies
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35. Squirrel
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36. Lipstick
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37. Forest Gump
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38. Onion
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39. Paint Color
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40. Whore Tree
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41. Heinz Ketchup
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42. Puke
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43. Pasta
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44. Bungee Jumping
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45. Jewish
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46. Horses
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47. Judge
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48. Rooster
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49. Gynecologist
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50. Drug Dealer
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51. A & D
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52. Cheap
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53. Tag
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54. The Band Teacher
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55. Pregnant Asian Whore
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56. Tip of her Tongue
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