9. Tequilia

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Hoe: I miss you baby.

Guy: Who da fuck are you?

Hoe: Your baby momma. Come here baby.

Guy: I know I have a awful taste in women but sleeping with a tramp like you. Never mind. Mom why are you still drinking Tequila?

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