Nick & Judy's Reaction Show [Book 1]

Who's Alissa Pawdia? (Ugh, Jack Savage again?)

(Guys, James Bond is a fictional character?! Look him up if ya don't know what the hell I'm talking about. He's just like Jack)

Leslie: "Alright, on to the show! And once again..Jack will be joining us tonight!"

*Jack waves his paw in front of the audience*

Finnick: *whispers* "Are you actually happy to see him here?"

Leslie: "It's called being sarcastic" *wink wink*

[Audience cheers and claps]

Larry: "I payed money, just to see a rich, jackrabbit waving his paw at us!?"

Garry: "I don't know him. But he looks suspiciously fine to me."

Leslie: "Okay, so sooner or later, we'll be doing a wittle game called-"

Gideon: "A game?" *wines* "Oh, I suck at games!"

Finnick: "Shut up!"

Leslie: "A game or whatever it is called, Spin the Bottle."

Judy: *gasp* "No,"

Nick/Finnick: "Oh hell naw!"

Gideon: "Oh...uh..I've never played that game.

Judy: "I'll explain. Okay, so Gideon--"

Nick: "Nuh- uh uh Carrots, let me explain to him."

Judy: "Um, okay."

*Nick turns to Gideon and sat next to him on another chair*

Nick: "Alright, now, Gideon. It's pretty simple. You have a water bottle or a cup or something.."

(TBH I haven't played this game or whatever a while ago. And yes, I have played it before. But just don't remember. Correct me if I'm wrong)

Nick: "So then, you placed the object down on the floor..." *Nick placed the bottle on the ground*

Judy: "Umm.."

Nick: "And then, you spin it arou--Hold on"

*Nick flips the bottle and landed on it's side*

Nick: "Dammit!" *Flips bottle again*

Nick: "Ugh.."

Judy: "Nick cut it out!"

Nick: *flips bottle twice* "Just..one..more time Carrots.."

Judy: "No, Nick stop it already."

Nick: *Flips bottle*

Judy: "Nick...."

Nick: *Flips bottle. Landed on side* [Groans]

Judy: "Nick,"

Nick: *Flips bottle. Landed it right* "Yes! Uh!" *fist pumps*

Judy: "ENOUGH!"

Nick: "So then, you spin the bottle...and...Judy would you mind?"

Judy: "Not at all." *sits on the ground next to Nick*

Nick: "Now Gideon sit here.." *taps next to him*

[Gideon sits criss-cross apple sauce]

Nick: "And then...once it stops.."

[The bottle pointed to Judy]

Nick: "Ya gotta kiss the person, the bottle's pointing too."

Gideon: "Oh, okay" *Gideon leans in close to Judy. Closing his eyes and getting ready. But got stopped by Nick*

Gideon: "Huh?" *Looks at Nick confused*

Nick: "Not litteraly" *Nick removed his paw from Gideon's chest*

Judy: "Just an example, Gid."

Gideon: "Oh. Right."

Leslie: "Anyway, that's the game we'll be playing soon."

Finnick: "I AM NOT. Going to play that game!"

Leslie: "Oh come on, Finn. It'll be fun!"

Finnick: "Nuh uh, just spinning a stupid baby bottle and kissing a stranger. Pfft, no thanks."

Nick: "Bro, you're no fun at all. All ya do is sit back, drinking your damn beer all the time, hanging around with some gangsters and watching Family Guy with Kevin." *points thumb to Kevin* (Sup)

Finnick: "Whatever, man."

Leslie: "Alright we're done talking about the game!"

Finnick: "Finally!"

Leslie: "Now, we're back to Jack."

Finnick: "Are you kidding me?!"

Leslie: "Okay, so, you guys remember the episode where the viwers had to ask Finnick some questions?"

Everybody: "Yeah."

Leslie: "Well, we're doing that with others too. Such as, Nick, Judy and Gideon. Maybe Kevin..."

Kevin: *cewing popcorn* "No!"

Finnick: "Ugh."

Leslie: "But today we'll be doing it with Jack Savage."

Nick: "Ugh, I bet people will be more happier if it was me."

[Judy nunged Nick]

Nick: "What? Just saying."

Leslie: "So ask this rich guy any questions you'll like-"

Jack: "Yes. Even ask the time I asked Judy to go out with me."

Nick: *growls*

Judy: "Jack, we've discussed this before. I'm not in love with you!"

Jack: "Sure."
[Jack leans in to Judy's face and holded her cheeks tight]

Nick: *growls louder* "Let her go. Or I swear to god I'll--"

Judy: "Ugh.."

Jack: *let's go* "Or what? You're going to eat me?

Nick: "I'll arrest you. Since it's been years that the cops tried to catch you for hurting bunnies."

Jack: "Ha! I'll escape easily. I have my partner anyways."

Judy: "What?"

Jack: "Oh, my poor wittle bunny. Don't think I'm not done with you."

Nick: "Who's your partner?"

Jack: "Alissa Pawdia. She's a vixen."

Judy: *gasp* "Not her. You work with her! She almost tried to kill me you asshole!!"

Jack: "Relax sweetheart, she's over that now. She's very happy to meet you too once again."

Nick: "Alissa Pawdia?"

Leslie: "Okay! That's enough with the drama. So everyone ask Jack Savage some questions please."

Jack: "Yes, please."

Leslie: "Until next time. Bye!"

[Audience applause]

Alissa Pawdia