Me: Yay! Now we have everyone here
Gideon: Awww you guys missed me?
Me: Ah we did *sarcasm* NO WE DIDN'T Right guys?
Nick: Obviously!
Judy: Yup
Finnick: *sigh* Get on with it
Me: Anyways, we have a new fury joining us today
Judy: Oh is it a rabbit?
Me: No Judy
Judy: Dammit!
Nick: A red fox?
Me: *sees card* Actually yes
Nick: Ha! Always
Judy: *frown*
Finnick: So what gender?
Me: It's a male and his name is Nikki. DieAxtimWalde
Finnick: Woo, anotha' Nicky in the house?
Nick: No
Me: No and his name is not spelled like N.I.C.K.Y. it's like N.I.K.K.I.
There's a difference you know
Nick: She got ya good Finn
Finnick: Whatever
Me: So he'll be here in 'bout...5 minutes
Nick: 5 Minutes!
Me: Yeah. Did you not hear me Nick?
Nick: Why do people take so damn fucking long?
Judy: Yeah, Like why do YOU take so damn gosh darn, long to freaking shut your mouth Nicky?
*Nick puts his paw on top of his shirt, where his heart is. Dramatically*
Nick: That hurts Carrots, So you don't love me no more?
Judy: Nick! Of course I love you, just could you at least be quiet for once?
Nick: Geez fine
Me: So...I guess well just have to..wait till our visitor's here
Judy: Yep...
*Awkward silence*
A random guy just sneezed from the audience
Random guy: ACHOOO!!!...
Judy: Bless you
Random guy: Thanks! Queen
Judy: Your welcome....random..guy
{few seconds later}
Finnick: Hey anybody want to watch Family guy?
Gideon: Never heard of that before buddy?
Judy: No, I want to watch the Cleveland Show!
Nick: No Bob's burgers!!
Judy: No way. The Cleveland Show!
Nick: Never fluff. BOB'S BURGERS!
Finnick: Hey shut it. Let's just watch......
Judy: *gasp* Mean Girls!!
*Finnick changes the channel from mean girls to Family guy*
Judy: NOOOOO!!! Mean Girls!
*Judy grabs the control and changed into Mean Girls*
Nick: Wait! Pitch Perfect?
Me: *sigh* Adults...Never change..
{5 minutes past}
Nikki: Hello?
Me: Oh Hey! Welcome to our show. I'm Leslie Morgan
Nikki: Hello Les. (You call me that. So I'll just put it here ;)
*I point to Nick, Judy, Gideon, and Finnick*
Me: This is Nick Wilde, Judy Hopps, Gideon Grey, and Finnick
Nikki: Nice meeting ya'll. Even tho I already know you guys Lol
Nick: Yep.
Judy: Nice meeting you too! Nikki. We're so glad you're joining our show together.
Nikki: Me too
*Nikki shakes Judy's hand. Judy shakes back*
Nikki quietly sits down next to Judy
Me: Alright. Nikki why did you decided to join us today?
Nikki: Well I just came here to ask Finnick a few more questions
Me: Ok. Spill it out
Nikki: *clears throat*
Nikki moves and sits next to Finnick on a blue chair. Nick lightly pats his lap.
Judy got the single and walked over to him and sat on top of Nick's lap. Nick puts his arms around Judy's stomach Protecting her
Finnick: Um Nicky why is Judy sitting on top of you?
Nick: So that she won't get crazy and kill you. Also protect her. Why dose it bother you?
*Judy giggles*
Finnick: N-No..
Judy: Oh, I love you Nick..
Nick: I love you to Carrots...
*Judy puts her lips on Nick's. Nick started licking her lips again*
*Judy giggles*
Judy: You hungry?
Nick: More than ever *smirk*
Finnick: Ugh. Show off
Me: Hey! Shut up Finnick. You're going to ruin this moment with them
Finnick: Pfft Whatever..
Nikki: Alrighty, Finnick.
Finnick: Yes?
Nikki: 1st question: Hoe long is your front tail? (Dick)
Finnick: About...2 inches
Me:......
Nikki: okay, 2nd question: What do you like more Active or Passive?
Finnick: Umm Active
Nikki: 3rd question: Do you like "apple juice?"
Finnick: I don't like apple juice
Nikki: Last question: Would you like to have a night with Nick? or rather with the hottest fox ever...Me?
Judy: BITCH, OH FUCK NO!!!
*Nick holds Judy tightly*
*Judy struggles with Nick*
Nick: Carrots stop moving
Judy: I'm going to kill that bastard
Nick: You could do that later. But Judy please stay calm
Judy: *Sigh* I'll try. But if he says you then. That ass hole is going to die tonight
Nick: Right
Finnick: Well......
Nikki: Yes?
Finnick: Maybe
-------------------------------------------
Sorry guys I had to cut it there. I was TOO tired and sleepy..it's like 10:43 pm or something. Your welcome I almost stayed up all night. But I love you guys Kiss Kiss Nighty Night ^w^
YOU ARE READING
Nick & Judy's Reaction Show [Book 1]
Humor[❗Keep in mind that I wrote this dumbass "book" when I was in the 5th grade. Apparently I didn't know basic grammar and the differences between 'your, you're, they're, there, their' back then so feel free to cringe as much as you want throughout the...
![Nick & Judy's Reaction Show [Book 1]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/84929518-64-k45635.jpg)