Warrior Cat Spoofs!!

The real reason Tigerclaw killed Redtail

Tigerclaw: *singing and strolling around Sunningrocks* hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND-

Redtail: *butts in* that song is so old and overrated

Tigerclaw: SHUT UP NEW SONGS SUCK THESE DAYS GET A LIFE

Redtail: ew... no wonder Bluestar made me deputy and not you.

Tigerclaw: just you wait...

Redtail: *continues annoying him* Hamilton is also really overrated like who cares about history no one even knows who Alexander was so why should there be a musical about him like really blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Tigerclaw: *ignores him and starts muttering death threats*

Redtail: you think I'm frightened of you? I almost died in a trench, while you were off getting hi-

Tigerclaw: hypocrite

RiverClan patrol: BOI GET OFF SUNNINGROCKS THAT'S OUR LAND TRIIIGGGGGEEERRRED *attacks them*

Oakheart: *claws Tigerclaw* No one sings on OUR territory! *slaps in the face* i hate u

Tigerclaw: its cuz im a tabby isnt it dats racist *explodes*

Oakheart: *flies into rocks*

Rocks: bOI YOU FITTIN' TA GET BLASTED *tumbles down and crushes him*

Oakheart: *ded*

Tigerclaw: racist little...

Random RiverClan warriors: *crowd around Tigerclaw, attacking him senselessly*

Redtail: *listening to Hamilton on Tigerclaw's headphones and eating popcorn* hmmm hmm hmmmmm nON-STOP

Tigerclaw: *explodes again and sends all the RiverClan cats flying* rEDTAAAAAAAIIIL!!!!!

Redtail: *sees him and frantically hides headphones* uuhh, Tigerclaw! No more ThunderClan blood should be shed. You fought like a savage, but we're gonna lose. We better go before Bluestar realizes I drank her Mountain Dew

Tigerclaw: ...dood I literally just blasted all those warriors away, let's keep- ARE THOSE MY HEADPHONES???

Redtail: uhhh, no! *quickly throws headphones in the river*

Tigerclaw: rrrRRRRREEEDDTAAAAAIIIIIILLLL!!1!!!!11!!!!
*grabs him by the throat* THOSE WERE $200 PLUS TAX HOW COULD YOU DO THIS IMMA KILL U *starts strangling him with his claws*

Redtail: *choking to death* I-I d-didn't mean t-t-to...

Ravenpaw: hey Tigerclaw I got your toilet paper like you want- *sees Tigerclaw choking Redtail* aSSAULT!! ASSAAAUULT!!! AAAAAHHH!!! *starts crying and tries to run away*

Redtail: *ded*

Tigerclaw: AAAHH!! *grabs Ravenpaw before he can run* Ravenpaw, uhh, I can explain-

Ravenpaw: *sobbing* pLEASE DON'T KILL MEEEE!!!! WAAAAHH!!

Tigerclaw: *idea pops in his head* if you tell any cat of this, I'll tell Bluestar about how you lost her phone. We'll both be exiled, and I'll kill you too after that.

Ravenpaw: ...p-please don't kill me... I just wanted to call my mom but I don't have a phone... *sniffles*

Tigerclaw: *slaps him and lets him go*

Ravenpaw: *screams and runs away crying*

Tigerclaw:....now what?

Rocks: boi u better run too befo' i blast u too

Tigerclaw: whatever...

I probably won't be writing these anymore. Not really a spoof person. I will do one last one with Zar though. Anyway, enjoy.
~Gol