*Clover was late to Book Club tonight. DreamClan decided to put Puddle in charge until Clover returned.*
Puddle: 0_0
DreamClan: 0_0
Puddle: So, uh...read the next three chapters?
DreamClan: *magically read next three chapters in five seconds flat*
Rainy: *snaps book shut* DONE! I win!
Wolf: *runs over* Nu-uh! I was done first!
Zar: No fair! I finished in 4.99999999999999999999999999999 seconds!
Picklez: Oh, yea? In that case, I finished:
0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds before you! BAM!
Hawky: I beat you.
Picklez: Nu-uh!
Hawky: Ya-huh!
Picklez: Nu-uh!
Hawky: Ya-huh!
Sweet: What are we arguing about? Eat chocolate! *hands out chocolate*
DreamClan: *eats chocolate*
Puddle: GOIYZ! Let's get all drunk on eggnog and surprise Puddle with a birthday party for this random cat named Belle. *drags out a random cat named Belle*
Belle: 0_0 Hi...?
Puddle: GET DRUNK! *hands out eggnog*
An hour later...
*Clover still hasn't arrived. Everyone has no clue where she is.*
Puddle: EGGSNOGS IZ YUMMEH! He-he...
Wolf: Shineh Picklez, yummeh yummeh...OOOOH
Picklez: HANDSIS OFF ME BOOTAYFELL FASH, WOLFEH
Hawky: Meep. Merp. Rhymes with burp. *belches* Eggnog.
Belle: 0_0
Night: HLUR HLUR SLUUUUUUR LUR WLORDS ALL OLVAH HLUR HLUR HLUUUUURRRRRRR
Puddle: EGGSNOGS IZ YUMMEH!
Clover: *walks in* Oh, StarClan help me. *walks away*
Puddle: BAIS BAIS CLOVIES *hiccup* PATHIES
Zar: Wernna her berdterme steries, kerds? BERDTERME STERIES HUR HUR HUR
Wolf: One upon a time...*hiccup*
Sweet: In a world far, far away... *hiccup*
Picklez: There lived a cookie named Larry. *hiccup*
Sweet: Larry was extremely cute and funny! *hiccup*
Zar: But also a jerkhead and a dumby. *hiccup*
Picklez: His friend Bob the Builder...*hiccup*
Wolf: Started calling him Stewpid Larry. *hiccup*
Sweet: Larry was very sad. *hiccup*
Picklez: But then he died...*hiccup*
Zar: And Bob the Builder...*hiccup*
Night: LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
DreamClan: THE END!
Belle: How the heck did I get here?
Puddle: Maaaaaagic.
Clover: *walks in wearing a gas mask and a bee suit*
Belle: HELP ME, PLEASE!
Clover: *grabs Belle and sprays her with a can labeled Anti-Pyscho! DreamClan Repellent!*
DreamClan: *sniffs it*
Wolf: EW, MOLDY ROOTBEER!
DreamClan: *scatters*
Belle: Thank you, my hero. *hugs Clover*
Clover: *sprays self with can*
Belle: B.T.Dubs, it's my B-Day today! :D
Clover: *sprays Belle some more* Happy birthday. *gives her the can* Run away now, before it wears off.
Belle: Thanks! :D *runs away*
Clover: *shouts to Dreamies* READ THE NEXT THREE CHAPTERS!
DreamClan: DOOOONE!
Clover: THE NEXT THREE?
DreamClan: DOOOONE!
Clover: *facepaw* I give up. *walks up*
DreamClan: Victorious! *pumps fists* :D
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By Picklez again :D
My friend Belle's birthday is today.
HAPPY B-DAY, BELLE!
I know she has Wattpad...
I forgot her username.
Kk. Vote and comment! Love ya'lls! Bai!
~ Picklez
PICKLEZ.
~Clover
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Warrior Cat Spoofs!!
RandomHi, Stormy here! These are spoofs from the Warriors of DreamClan. Enjoy! (cover by Puddle)
