The Royal Flush

The beginning

It was a dreary night. The chicken wangs were fighting back.

"No!"

I screamed as I chose my weapon of choice.

"Plunger I choose you!"

When out of no where the light began to flicker. And a dark figure arose from the depths of my bowels.

Plunger gave me the look. The look that expresses I love you, I will fight for you.

Suddenly Plunger was gone. He went under. There was no turning back. In a blink of an eye, I had lost my best mate. He helped me through all the nasty messes in life. He always seemed to clean me up when I was a mess. How could life go so wry?

I got up and in this moment I new I had to fight back for Plunger. He had done so much for me. Saved me from the Indians food, the horse radishes stampede, and the fighting wings of fury.

Like a bolt of lightening the powers came to me. I was going to be victorious. To prevail in honor of plunger was all I desired in this moment, and I was going to meet that goal.

Almost as if I was Poseidon coming out of a swamp, I used my fury to get Plunger back.
The evil swamp of a million clogs put up a good fight. But I was better.

I dove straight in, no looking back. Plunger needed to be saved, just like humanity from the bee movie in five seconds.

I was now in the bowl of the beast. I couldn't stop screaming and gagging. The stench was so wretched, my eyes began to water. Suddenly the toilet began to creak.

"No!" I screamed.

I new in that moment that I had been defeated. I couldn't save my best friend. I had failed. I could feel the whole world caving in on me(or that might of been the feces). I laid there watching everything die around me. I watched Plunger get sucked away into the abyss of nothing, and it was all my fault. I could've saved him. But I didn't. It was my fault.

A rush of anger swept over me. I wasn't going to let Plunger die for nothing. I swam back to the top, gasping for air. I wasn't going g to get flushed. When I remembered, that I had a flare gun in my pocket. And just like 2016, I watched my toilet and the good people I loved, go up in flames.

"Rodney!" I could hear someone calling my name. It was almost as if it was Plunger echoing out the sink. But that was impossible, he was swept away by the royal flush. I ran to the sink. I could hear Plunger screaming for me still.

I had to get to my best friend. Swift-fully I ran to the neighbors bathroom (breaking in through their window), and flushing myself down their toilet.

*Morgan Freeman Voice* I will find my best friend.

The deep and dark tunnels taking me down many routes got dark.

BOOSBFOFNEKS

I hit Rock Bottom. Literally. I was in the ocean. I didn't know where to go, or find Plunger, he was no where in sight. The only place I could think to find anyone was... Shell City!