"This is homework hotline! Here to help you..."
"It's lover boy."
"Oh hi."
"What's up nerd?"
"I'm not a nerd."
"Then why do you work at a homework help line?"
"Because I'm smart, but I'm not a nerd."
"Hmm sure."
"Whatever lover boy."
"What's you plus me?"
"Um..."
"It's youme!!"
"That's really stupid."
"Na I'm smart, cutecumber."
"Sure you are..."
"I still have to ask someone to that dance."
"Do you have a mother?"
"Yes..."
"You better treat her kindly cause she's the only girl who is going to go with you."
"..."
"It's the truth and you know it."
"Will you go with me?"
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Homework Hotline
Short Story"This is homework hotline! Here to help you with all your homework needs! Including: math, english, science, social studies and..." "I need help on love." "Love?" "Yeah, love." "Um...I'm sorry sir that's not one of the subjects we supply help on."
