Screw this, I'm not even sort of normal

Chapter 3: I Will be Killing Royalty

"Screw you, I'm taking a shower," she grumbled, giving up on me all together.

"You can anytime you want, and I want to join," I replied suggestively.

She just looked at me.

"You don't seem very ammused," I added.

"Gee, what gave it away?" She asked sarcastically.

"You're loving me more than usual?" I tried.

"Ha, that's not possible," she winked, crawling out of bed.

This time, she didn't take the sheet with her.

I began to get up to follow her.

"No," she stopped me.

Scowling, I obeyed.

'You my dear are going to be the death of me'

'Wa'

'Snippy'

'Only for you'

I scoffed aloud.

'You're like this to everyone'

The shower turned on, and she popped her head out of the door.

"Watch yourself," she warned.

"No," I stuck my tongue out at her.

Her jaw dropped.

"My mate has lost all of his sanity," she sighed.

I pushed my way into the bathroom and climbed into the shower.

"Heeeeeey," she whined,"that's my shower,"

"Yup, and now it's mine," I grinned, pouring shampoo into my hair.

Continuing to grumble, she got in with me.

She kept ignoring me until she was finished showering and crawled out.

"Are you on your period?" I asked her.

The second the words were out of my mouth, I regretted them.

"What?" She asked in disbelief.

"Sorry! It's just a gut reaction," I apologized quickly.

Sighing, she pinched the bridge of her nose.

"No, I just have this bad feeling in the pit of my stomach," she replied.

"Maybe you just don't like being away from the boys," I suggested.

She shrugged as she pulled a pair of jeans on.

"I checked on them six times last night, and they were fine," she sighed.

"Well they are in the room right next door. Get dressed, and we can check on them together," I kissed her temple.

"Okay," she agreed, taking her hair out of the towel.

I walked to my bag.

"I'm gonna go get them," she stated as I pulled my own jeans on.

"Be there in a sec," I acknowledged.

Her discomfort was hitting me in waves as she left.

I heard her open the door, and a moment later a bloody scream pierced the house.

Before I could blink, I was by her side.

The room reeked of vampires, and the boys weren't in their cribs.

I noticed a little piece of paper on the ground and quickly picked it up.

Such beautiful little boys, too bad they don't have their mom's resistance to silver. Oh well! I expect Lilian to be at my castle, ALONE, within the week or your boys won't live. Don't worry, I have someone taking care of them.