Joke number #1
Dear Justin Bieber,
I make girls scream louder when they see me
Truly yours, Spider.
Joke number #2
Me:"Miss, may I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher:"What for?"
Me:"Oh you know the usual stuff."
Teacher:"Like what?"
Me:"Oh just ride a swimming elephant that has one leg while a cow jumps over the moon and the silverwares come to life and start singing."
Teacher:"Well in that case I will not allow you to go. Now stop disturbing my class.
Me: ;-;
Joke number #3
Dear bully,
Seven words are going to change your life. GO BACK HOME THE EART IS FULL. ;)
(I know this wasn't a joke but yeah.)
Joke number #4
(Btw this is a text message between a girl and her dad)
Random-daddy girl aka a total brat-girl: Dad. Help! There is a spider outside the kitchen door.
Sassy daddy: Baby girl, stop being such a scardy brat.
Random-daddy girl aka a total brat-girl: No daddy I am scared.
Random-daddy girl aka a total brat-girl: Daddy??
Random-daddy girl aka a total brat-girl: Daddy?????!!!!
My dear ol' friend the spider: Daddy is dead sweetie and you are next. Your special friend, mister spider.
Random-daddy girl aka a total brat-girl: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
(Basically the girl cries herself to death and her parents aren't even giving any darn about it. *claps*👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼)
Sorry that is all I can write but I will be sure to add more. Btw these jokes are made by me. I got inspired by some jokes that I made these.
That is all I guess. Remember keep that smile on your face.💩
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