Pun number #1
Some random dude:*walks in and karate chops the new table I got online*
Me: Dude why did you that. I built it with my BEAR hands.
Some random dude: OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE.
Me: Ya, when mom gets home she will kill me.
Some random dude: Not that, I just created a monster.
Pun number #2
Me: *tries to shove lipstick through her ear*
My gosh darn smarty pants bestie: What in the name of everything that is sweet and delicious are you doing?
Me: In the class the teacher said to make up our mind so that we can make something creative. So that is what I am doing.
My gosh darn smarty pants bestie: DEAR GOD, PLEASE IF YOU HEAR ME. KILL ME NOW.
Pun number #3
Me: *walks with a group of friends, until she sees a pumpkin field* Hey guys come check this out.
My-not so good to be trustworthy-bestie: what is sooo cool about a pumpkin field?
Me: This.*shoves her head inside a pumpkin* I am a PUN-KING AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME.
My-not so good to be trustworthy-bestie:*Finds a shovel, picks it up and knocks herself down*
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I AM THE LAMEST PERSON ON EARTH. Bye💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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Randomly Random Book Of Randomness
RandomYES! I CHANGED THE DESCRIPTION. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? COOL ;). Vanilla: *clears throat* "Ahem, Good morning, noon, evening or night to you all. Today I present to the book of all books. The legend of all legends. The favourite book of all favour...
