How to invade the world
1: create a complex machine that you do not know how it works
2: press random buttons until the machine explodes
3: after the machine has exploded heavenly stuff such as chocolates and jelly beans, disguise yourself and write a not saying 'it is not my fault'
4: since people don't know you created this machine they won't know what is coming(that wasn't a step)
5: chocolate will flood the place and people won't know what to do
6: when the chocolate dries, mind control the people with mind controlling dust *cough* glow stone *cough*
7: there you have it a world made out of chocolate you won't even worry about pollution because every thing is made out of chocolate
8: why are you even reading this
9: wait why are you still reading
10: bye nothing to see here
11: go or you will be a
A pizza knight.
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