Short Weird Stories

Cor-bin

Aebh and Abby ran from Corbin but he was catching up.

"Get back here ye people!" He shouted while a bin on is head.

"RUN AEBHOO" Abby shouted.

"I CAN'T I'M TOO FAT!" Aebh yelled helplessly.

They ran to a beach and started shouting:

"BUILD A DAM QUICKLY!"

Then Abby and Aebh sat on the sand and started building a dam coz the waves were really high. (on drugs)

"I HAVE GOT YOU NOW! WHERE IS THE DRUGS?!" Corbin said.

Both Aebh and Abby stood up suddenly.

"SHIT WE DON'T KNOW PLZ LET MEH GOO!" Aebh pleaded.

Abby just stands their coz she was turning in to potato Abby which is not very healthy coz she just ate the drugs.

Corbin den raised his hand forward
And out plopped a bin.

"FORWARD!" He shouted to the bin.

The bin started to fly towards Aebh and a second bin formed on the ground and flew to Abby.

Dey all had bins on dere heads now.

"That is why Corbin is Corbin lool he has da super powers."

Abby said to Aebh as they started driving down the street in a random Audi and taking the bins off of their heads.

They both looked at each other and started laughing hysterically.

But Abboo was still drivin' and dey crashed but it was ok so they started walking down the road still laughing.

They both laughed so much they passed out from not being able to breath.

Emma found them and took them to a hosital in an anbelence.

They woke in da hosital in a hospital bed.

They couldn't talk since they laughed so hard they can no longer use their lungs.

Then Corbin rushed in to see Aebh and Abby next to each other drinking lemonade in a juice box with a straw.

"Oh my god, what happened?!" He said.

Abby and Aebh looked over at Corbin and then looked over at each other.

"Corbin"... They said at the same time.

Then they started hyperventilating and throwing their arms around like T-Rex's while fangirling.

The nurses busted through the door and shouted for Corbin to get out.

He waited on the waiting bench outside in tears.

"Are you alright, Do you need new lungs?" Said one of the nurses.

"Yeah we are, it's just that guy. He is the one that started it, the reason why we laughed so much."

"Oh my Jesus is that the famous guy?" The nurse asked.

"Please just send him into the room we need to see him." They said.

Moments later Corbin walks in beside Aebh and Abby by their bed.

"We are so sorry we got you kicked out." They both said.

"It's ok but why were you laughing?" Corbin said.

They looked at each other and contained their laughed when they looked back at him.

"You're Corbin."