SHOUTOUT TO TEDDYBEAROO FOR HELPING ME....ABOUT TIME SOMEONE DID LOL
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Behind every man is a woman Rollin her eyes
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I can't take this long distance relationship anymore
Fridge your coming to my room
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Sometimes your knight in shining armor
Is just a retard in tin foil
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I don't like morning people...
Or mornings
Or people
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I don't have a drinking problem... I'm just really thirsty
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Santa's boss
IM GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN SIR DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT CALL THAT WOMEN 3 TIMES IN FRONT OF HER CHILDREN A... HO
(You would get this if ur smart :P)
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When I was a kid I used to think the moon followed the car everywhere
(OMG this happened to me and my cusin LOLOLOLOL)
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On a computer
"USERNAME OR PASSWORD INCORRECT"
Me: well at least tell me which one
(Ikr)
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I'm not arguing I'm just explaining why I'm right
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When life gives you lemons
Squeeze them in people's eyes
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COMMON SENSE
is like deoderent
People who need it most
Don't use it
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If Monday had a face ....
I would punch it
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I don't think I could ever stab someone.
I mean, let's be honest.
I can barely get the straw in the Capri sun
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Ok so your 10 years old and have a laptop iPod Facebook and blackberry.....
When I was 10 I had Pokemon cards
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We can be like BURGER KING and MCDONALDS cause
ILL HAVE IT MY WAY
and
YOULL BE LOVIN IT
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life was much easier when apples and blackberries where just fruits
(If ur smart u would get this..I get it)
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They say we'll learn from our mistakes.....
That's why I make so many because one day I'll be a freakin genius
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SORRY I CANT TODAY
my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died.
And yes it was tragic
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