H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
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Our phones fall we panic our friends fall we laugh
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Hey mom how come you can here me when I talk under my breath but you don't here me when u call my name and I'm screaming what constantly
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Teacher- why are u late for school
Student- ur lucky I came
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My room may be a mess but I know where EVERYTHING is
Math test- 2+2=
Me- uses a calculator just in case
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I think I'm falling in hate with you
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Police- where do you live
Me- with my parents
Police- where do your parents live
Me- with me
Police- where do you all live
Me- together
Police- where is your house
Me- next to my neighbors
Police- where is your neighbors house
Me- If I tell you you won't believe me
Police- tell me
Me- next to my house
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Bf- hey we need to breakup
Gf- what why
Bf- oh sorry wrong person
Gf- oh ok....wait what
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"Why are you so quiet"
"Well no one plans a murder out loud, do they"
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Cop: did you kill this man
Me: no a bullet killed him which are made of lead.lead comes from the ground and the ground is a part of nature. He died from natural causes case closed
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Grandpa- go hide your teacher is here
Kid- no u hide I told her you were dead
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To do list:
1. Buy a sword
2. Name it kindness
3. Kill people with kindness
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Bella- your pale white and ice cold I know what you are
Edward- SAY IT......OUT LOUD..SAY IT!
Bella- a snowman
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Teacher- can u explain to me why you failed the test
Student- can you explain to me why you fail to educate
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Boy- hey I saw u on tv last night
Friend- really what channel
Boy- animal planet
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow
I bet you were expectin something funny but no
These are just gardening facts...
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Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone
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If you fall I'll be there
-floor
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'Friend falls'
"Hahaha klutz"
'Phone falls'
"OH MY GOSH IM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
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Me- I'd like a coke please
Waitress- is a Pepsi ok
Me- is Monopoly money ok
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That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one calls the other one ugly
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Boy- dude this song is old...
Friend- so is your parents but you listen to them
0.0
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Teacher- you failed the test
Kid- you failed to educate me
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Dear Math,
I don't want to solve your problems I have my own
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WHY DO WE HAVE SCHOOL
MUSIC: we have youtube
SPORTS: there's a wii
ENGLISH: every things shortened anyway
MATH: we have calculators
SPANISH: we have Dora
HISTORY: there all dead anyway
Geography; I'll buy a globe
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*friend sees me at a store*
Friend: what are u doing here
Me: oh you know just hunting elephants
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STUDYING
notice how they put 'dying' at the end of it
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Teacher- come on you learned this in third grade
Student- I can't even remember what I are for breakfast thin morning
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"Let's eat grandma"
"Let's eat, grandma"
PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES
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LAZY FACT #46384972988233
You were to lazy to read that number
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