Y/n Akuma, one of the strongest clan members of her time has to deal with a problem that's bigger than an empty plate.
... a war...
Tobi, or 'Madara', a member of the Akatsuki has declared war against the Five Great Nations. Unfortunately, Y/n has t...
Being so wrapped up in your very peculiar conversation you didn't hear footsteps coming towards you.
"Akuma. Someone wishes to speak to you." His voice snapped you out of your thoughts.
"So try to be nice." He added, stepping to the side.
"You see, the word 'nice' reminds me of a shaved cat. It's disturbing and makes me want to die." You said. You then heard a familiar chuckle.
"Even when you're locked away you still have that dry sense of humor." He said.
"Well duh, I mean— WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'DRY SENSE OF HUMOR' YOU DIRTY DILDO?!?!" You screamed while rolling on the floor of your cell like a bug. Kakashi sweatdropped, but unlocked your cell door, making you stop. He walked into your cell and helped you stand up, removing the sealed blindfold. You blinked a couple of times, but quickly got use to the light.
"Instead of staying here as your punishment I decided a different one." He said, looking at you. You raised your brow.
"Different? Oh god, please don't make me take care of kids. Chances are I'd either lose them, accidentally hurt them, or blow them up, because I really don't like kids, I'll do anything but that." You practically pleaded. Kakashi chuckled once more, but quickly stopped.
"It's not that. It's an important job." He said, reaching behind you and undoing your arm restraint.
"As your punishment, you are forced to work... as my assistant." He anticlimactically said.
"Assistant?" You repeated, tilting your head. He nodded.
"Yup. You'll help me with my duties as Hokage." He explained. A sly smile appeared on your lips at that moment.
"I don't know Kakashi. It seems like a pretty hard job." You started while crossing your arms and closing your eyes, making Kakashi raise his eyebrows.
"Once my penalty is over exactly what do I get in return for doing this god awful job?" You asked while opening your eyes. Kakashi, who caught on, leaned his head close to yours.
"Whatever you want." He said, slightly husky. You cupped his face with your hands and pulled him closer, teasingly not connecting your lips. Kakashi, who's a thirsty bitch, closed his eyes and leaned in closer. Your lips brushed against his before you turned your head and pulled him into a hug.
"Thanks Kakashi! You better keep your word and buy me food! You're such a good friend!" You cheerfully said before skipping out of the cell.
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"Aho! Aho!"
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"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!"
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