Perfect Harmony | D. GILLIES [COMPLETED]

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Smexy Beast
I do not accept this.

I've noticed.

Smexy Beast
Why do you have to hang out with her?

Better question; why'd you change your ID on my phone?

I liked "Damn Daniel".

Damn Daniel
It adds to it. "Damn Daniel is a smexy beast."

Hm.

Damn Daniel
Please keep it.

Yeah sure buddy.

Damn Daniel
You already changed it, didn't you?

Yup.

Damn Daniel
You make me cry.

I know. I have that effect on people.

Can you believe your friends?

Thinking we liked each other more than friends.

Damn Daniel
I blame Phoebe. She's always shipping things.

I blame your husband.

Damn Daniel
HOW DARE YOU?

If he hadn't said anything, Phoebe wouldn't have agreed.

Damn Daniel
You're right. You're right.

Tell me something I don't know.

Damn Daniel
I'm secretly in love with you.

I know that. I'm fabulous.

Damn Daniel
You can never play along. Always breaking my heart. CAN YOU PLEASE CHILL?? </3

I can't seeing as I now think I'm sociopathic.

You know, because I don't care.

Damn Daniel
Stop making jokes but to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised.

No wonder why Annie was always trying to hit this. I'm a sociopath like her girlfriend.

Wait, how did we get from talking about you not accepting Annie and I hanging out to me not being able to love?

Damn Daniel
One: you aren't a sociopath. You weren't always like this. She Devil and Major Dick did this to you.

Two: I will fix you.

I guess. Maybe deep down I was.

Damn Daniel
You have emotions. I'm going to get the old Q back.

I doubt it...

If I had one wish; I would have never met James.

What would be yours?

Damn Daniel
Hm... I don't know.

Oops... I have to go. Community is back on. I FREAKING LOVE JEFF AND ANNIE TOGETHER! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BREAK RULES AND BE TOGETHER??? FUCK THE AGE DIFFERENCE!

Bai Danny boy. ;)

Damn Daniel
My one wish would be that you would start taking me serious when I say I'm in love with you.
Undelivered