The signs as a king/queen
Aries: One two three I declare a war on.. *flips coin* ENGLAND
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHAL FEAST
Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby
Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!
Virgo: Shhh... leave me alone I'm planning my next World War
Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!!
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me #tru
Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite?
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!
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Zodiac Scenarios
Randoma collection of zodiac posts i've found :) if you have any suggestions and/or constructive criticism, or maybe you just want someone to talk to, my dms are always open so don't be shy! [undergoing editing]
