why your sign sucks (joke) ☾

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aries: you yell too much

taurus: you never share

gemini: you think lying is okay

cancer: apparently nothing is ever your fault

leo: you're always asleep

virgo: you think you're clean but you have dirty socks everywhere

libra: you think you're nice because you solved the problems you caused

scorpio: you're Regina George

sagittarius: you try too hard at dumb things

capricorn: you don't flush the toilet

aquarius: you're nicer to strangers than your own friends

pisces: you're almost always putting on an act

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