The Signs as Exes
Aries: Slashes your tired
Taurus: Already has a new partner
Gemini: Still thinks you should be best friends
Cancer: Is pretending you don't exist
Leo: Keeps showing up to parties better dressed than you are
Virgo: Enumerates your faults to anyone who will listen
Libra: Sleeps with you best friend
Scorpio: Stalks you for three months afterwards
Sagittarius: Talks about your sex life to anyone who will listen
Capricorn: Never gives back any of your stuff
Aquarius: Only talks to you when they're drunk
Pisces: Deletes every song you ever liked from their music library
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Zodiac Scenarios
Randoma collection of zodiac posts i've found :) if you have any suggestions and/or constructive criticism, or maybe you just want someone to talk to, my dms are always open so don't be shy! [undergoing editing]
