How to Damaged Our Cut Roots
Tyrael S.M. Goo
Location Unknown, Timing Unknown, Entry 1 - OZ17 Data Log
Humanity on the verge of extinction, time traveling, alien invasion, AI with their own thoughts and superheroes. These are all things that would seem impossible to someone in the 21st century. To them this stuff would be "SO science fiction/fantasy".
Believe me or not, after you read this, you may want to alert NASA. Trust me, this really does happen, and it's so not what you would expect. It's SO, SO much worse. Oh, are you wondering whom I am? Why, I'm only the greatest computer program ever made. I'm QY68, or Kwai, as the kids call me. I'll be interrupting the story from time to time, but I am a character in the story, not just a commenter. However, I only appear in the later parts of the story, but I suppose you want me to get on with the story now, though, do you not? Of course you do, you already love me; you want to hear about me faster.
San Yorkville, SY, Greenland, Revolution Time, 4:25 PM, 7/23/2487, Entry 2 - Flying Video Camera
And... got it! Yes! This camera actually works! Oh, right, sorry. You must be wondering why this is being sent to you. Well, let me tell you what's going to happen in a number of centuries from your time... A few years ago, the aliens came. Yes, okay, "yay," but let me explain. The messages we sent to them were perceived as war-declaring to the aliens, known as the Cynocraters (who made it impossible to find a good camera). They immediately sent a fleet to exterminate us. The fleet was made of small droids that build up into giant robotic exterminators that shoot with gigantic fire cannons and lasers. The exterminators could also deploy warp gates to deploy ground forces.
At the exact same time, another group of aliens had the same idea. They were known as the Surgs (who made finding a good, working camera even harder than before). The fleet they sent was none like what we had or the Cynocraters. They sent a swarm of giant flying animals that can survive the vacuum of space, shoot poison, and deploy large amounts of zombies as ground forces in a very short time.
Now, I suspect you're wondering what kinds of defense we have against these dangers, right? Well, our fleets... ours... well, we had none. Zero. But luckily, the two fleets ran into each other and completely destroyed the each other, because they thought that the other was our defenses. We also had colonies on Mars, Europa, Phobos, Deimos, and Titan.
The Surgs then sent a larger fleet than the previous one to destroy us all, those of us on Earth, Mars, Europa, Phobos, Deimos and Titan. Every last one. Titan was the first one deployed to rubble and go "kaboom". Europa was diminished to dust only a day or two later. Terror of these events ran through the veins of people on Earth, Mars, Phobos and Deimos, hoping they were not next.
The Cynocraters sent a fleet to destroy us as well and ended up destroying all our colonies on Mars, as well as our colonies on Mars' moons: Phobos and Deimos.
Nuuk, Greenland in the 25th century was actually quite tech-rich, and the hometown of me, Jason A'sam, son of the famous inventor Lewis A'sam. As much tech as there was, the biggest center of power was placed in the machines. However, the machines lacked the ability to generate new ideas like people, added specifically to prevent them from taking over the world (looks like people actually remembered that kind of stuff from 23 century science fiction).
Just after the Four Moons were destroyed, the people of San-Yorkville prepared to defend their world as they could. They sent weaponry that was prepared for things like this made by Dad. Dad had died on Mars due to the invasion, which helped their weapons more effective; people remembered the people that they lost on the other colonies. The rest of the world also scrambled to defend us, having been sent blueprints of various weapons from the greatest inventors in the world.
