Funny How It Works

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Yoongi leaned until his mouth was hovering over Jimin's ear. And with a low voice, he whispered huskily, "You offered to do a striptease for me."

When Yoongi leaned back, he was almost unable to stifle his chuckle. Jimin's face was an utter example of dread, the kind that you see in prank shows.

"Are you even serious?"

Yoongi nodded, now laughing.

"Hyung! Don't make fun of me! This is not funny!" Jimin said, voice desperate as he gripped Yoongi's shoulders. He was probably hoping that he'd get the truth out of Yoongi by doing that.

Yoongi, with his hands still firmly on either side of Jimin, recovered from his laughing fit. "I'm dead serious Park Jimin."

"B-but..."

"You dragged me into your room. Very naughty, indeed," Yoongi said, clicking his tongue.

Jimin narrowed his eyes. "Why didn't you do anything to stop me?"

"What am I but a human being with his own weakness," Yoongi answered him.

The younger boy's eyes widened impossibly. "So...I stripped?"

Yoongi leaned forward until their noses bumped into each other. "I think it failed to register in your mind what a gentleman I am."

Jimin snorted.

"I basically stopped you from changing into your office uniform," Yoongi continued.

"I don't understand. Why would I change into my office uniform?" Jimin asked, his eyebrows knitting together in an adorable way that made Yoongi want to kiss his forehead.

"It was a role play of some sort. You being my secretary and me being your boss. You wanted to seduce me as if we are in the office and all that shit," Yoongi explained a bit awkwardly because unwanted images suddenly appeared in his head.

Jimin blushed and looked away. "I'm so stupid!" he muttered to himself.

"Well anyway," Yoongi said, coughing slightly, "it didn't happen so no need to worry. Something else took place though..."

This made Jimin snap his head towards Yoongi, his eyes conveying nothing but nervousness.

"Something else?"

"Yep, something else."

"What...do you mean by that?"

Yoongi inhaled deeply. "Maybe it's better if I demonstrate it."

And with that, Yoongi leaned in, closing the distance that was left between them as he pressed his lips against the other boy's.

He felt Jimin gasp, in which Yoongi took the chance to dive his tongue into the cavern that was Jimin's mouth. The younger boy mostly tasted of coffee and a bit of carbonara sauce. Yoongi's hands slid into Jimin's waist, holding the younger in place as he ravaged his mouth further, exploring every corner.

Jimin moaned, his grip on Yoongi's shoulder tightening. He kissed back with as much intensity and enthusiasm, making the older boy a bit surprised.

Yoongi pulled back for awhile, the need for oxygen overpowering him. Jimin too was panting, but his eyes were dilated and looked like he would grab hold of Yoongi's hair and smash their face together the moment he got to breathe three times.

Which he did, by the way.

Talk about innocent marshmallows.

Jimin's hands slowly glided down Yoongi's torso, and the next thing Yoongi knew, Jimin's hands were tucking out his button-up shirt and crawling under it.

The older boy was about to slip his hand under Jimin's own shirt only for the younger to suddenly shove him away in a haste.

With widened eyes and mouth agape, Jimin whispered, "What's that smell?"

Yoongi scrunched up his face, now realizing that there was indeed a strange smell.

"Something like...burning?"

Seconds later, Yoongi was rudely pushed away. And before he realized it, there was a black smoke coming from the counter behind Jimin.

Jimin hastily turned off the stove and grabbed a large towel to put out the ensuing fire which was thankfully not that large, or Jimin's back would have burned.

The two boys stared at the pan of burned carbonara sauce and odd looking fat noodles.

"I guess you'll have to eat the takeaway, hyung."

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Jimin and Yoongi lay cuddling on the couch with Holly.

The two was yet to clear the status of their relationship. After eating the takeaway food and giving Jimin disturbing smirks and suggestive winks, Yoongi fell asleep.

And yes, that's how Jimin ended up tangled with Yoongi on the couch, Holly inserting herself between them.

Jimin sighed contentedly.

Did his hyung just kiss him?

As he stared at Yoongi's peacefully sleeping face, he couldn't help but reminisce the feel of Yoongi's lips against his. He probably should thank Taehyung for forcing him to drink that tequila.

Suddenly, the doorbell resounded, snapping Jimin out of his staring adventure.

"Hyung..." Jimin said softly, shaking his sleeping hyung lightly. "Hyung, there's someone at the door..."

Yoongi groaned and waved his hand dismissively. Jimin rolled his eyes.

He got up and walked towards the door. When he opened it though, he was met by a beautiful smiling stranger.

The said stranger had doe-like eyes like Jungkook and her smile showed that she has a single dimple that was on her right cheek.

"Umm..." Jimin uttered stupidly.

The girl's face turned into a frown. "Is Yoongi here?"

"Uh, yes. Wait, I'll just call him and-"

"Oh, you don't have to. You must be his friend. I can assure you that I am allowed to enter Yoongi's house," she said with a serene smile that, for unknown reasons, made Jimin wary.

Should he listen to what the girl was saying? He's not really comfortable with letting strangers enter Yoongi's house.

"Umm..." Jimin struggled.

He was about to ask the girl's name when a cold voice spoke behind him. "What are you doing here?"

Jimin turned, finding a glaring Yoongi.

Err, what exactly was happening here?

"Oh hi, Yoongi. Been a long time since we've seen each other," the girl said with a smirk.

"And I would have been happier if it would be longer," Yoongi said, tone monotonous.

"Aw, you never change, do you?" the girl said.

Jimin looked from Yoongi to the girl and back. His hyung was scowling darkly as if he was seeing something really disgusting.

What was happening? Who was this girl? Why was she smirking, by the way? Why was Yoongi pissed off? There were so many questions and-

"Jimin," Yoongi spoke up suddenly, his glaring eyes never leaving the girl. "You volunteered to walk Holly earlier, right? Why don't you do that right now?"

Jimin recognized his cue to leave.

"Alright, hyung."

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Oh well...

P.S. HWARANG IS LIFE.
       HWARANG OST IS LIFER.

...and did I mention how cute Tae is?