1D Behind My Sofa
So like, I got home from school okay, and it was dark because a bunch of mean people bullied me on the way home so I got late. It was pathetic. So I prayed to God to give me some happiness. I went home... The lights were off. So weird that the lights be off when no one's home. I mean don't my parents know I get scared. So I walk behind my sofa, alright? And guess what? IT'S ONE DIRECTION IS BEHIND MY SOFA OH MY GOD, I AM SO EXCITED TO HAVE SEX WITH ONE OF THEM OMG. OMG. OMG. God listened to my prayers.
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Written By: Aashi
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