Donald POV:
Oh My JESUS!! Mommay wrote me a fabulous note in my lunch box!! YAY! We are goalzzz.
"My darling Donaldu, I hope you dearly enjoy your dino-nuggs. I luv u soo much , even more than daddy. I have a surprise for you in my bedroom, baby Donny. I wuv u!!!"
OMG! My Momma is so sweat! I love her so much, i want to kiss her right now!
I looked down and saw a bulge in my pants. ugh. Why does dis keeepp happening!
"Hey Sexy~" A muscular voice says behind my neck.
"Omg JACOOOBB" I say, stroking my fabualous hair sexily.
"You look very saucy today" says jacob with a sexy smirk
"Youre so saucy even heinz is jealous" I say with a sexier smirk.
"I wanna dip my fries in your sauce" Says jacob staring deep into my soul.
He opens his dora lunchbox and takes out a banana.
"Yummy" he says
Wow. I wish i was that banana...
??? POV:
WHY IS THAT UGLY KID TALKING TO MY BEAUTIFUL DONALD. HE. WILL. PAYYYY
BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM
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The Battle For True Love - (Donald Trumpu x Jacob Saggytits x Obama)
FanfictionDonald has a big dilema. Its his first day of school and he falls in love the 2 hootest boys in da schl. what will he do? who will he choose? dun dun DUUUNNN!!!!!! WARNING: offensive material. if u are easily offended by stuff, den dont read dis. y...
